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Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:44 pm to B1rdman15
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i gave you my girlfriend's anal virginity, i'm not sure of a monetary value that you could give me.
A girls (especially gf) anal virginity has no monetary value. It is "The Final Frontier" and a price cannot be put on it.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:45 pm to mwlewis
I just 
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:48 pm to mwlewis
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A girls (especially gf) anal virginity has no monetary value. It is "The Final Frontier" and a price cannot be put on it.
In that case, Stout has to blow me.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:49 pm to B1rdman15
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In that case, Stout has to blow me.
And play with your balls.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:50 pm to mwlewis
I can't believe Birdman in anyway thinks any orifice on that girl had an even remote chance of being a virgin prior to him or myself.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:54 pm to stout
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I can't believe Birdman in anyway thinks any orifice on that girl had an even remote chance of being a virgin prior to him
Not even the arches of her feet bro. Thanks for bringing up crappy memories brah.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:56 pm to B1rdman15
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Not even the arches of her feet bro. Thanks for bringing up crappy memories brah.
With the right angle and the perfect mixture of butter and mayo it came be quite climactic.
ETA. melted butter of course for warmth.
This post was edited on 3/23/12 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:56 pm to stout
i have no idea what convo i'm walking in on here. appears to be something about anal.
anyhow. stout i'm free all weekend. not shite to do or anywhere to go. let's play the Dead Island DLC.
lewis if you need advice on talking women into anal, i'm your guy. i've popped several anal cherries thanks to some advice a crazy old man ,who can't fly choppers, once game me.
anyhow. stout i'm free all weekend. not shite to do or anywhere to go. let's play the Dead Island DLC.
lewis if you need advice on talking women into anal, i'm your guy. i've popped several anal cherries thanks to some advice a crazy old man ,who can't fly choppers, once game me.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:58 pm to mwlewis
You know how i know you're fat..... mayo, butter, climactic......
Posted on 3/23/12 at 12:59 pm to B1rdman15
Sorry
BTW I just realized I put in "Sweat like" hours on BF3 this week. I got my raptr weekly update and I am ashamed of how many hours it says I played of BF3 this week.
FML
I am willing to bet he still played more than I did though.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:00 pm to B1rdman15
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You know how i know you're fat..... mayo, butter, climactic......
That was an attempt to humor you. A "ISWYDT" would have sufficed.
This post was edited on 3/23/12 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:00 pm to stout
Is it more than the 31 hours I put in that week I took adderal?
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:01 pm to B1rdman15
When is she gonna talk dirty to us through your mic?
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:01 pm to mwlewis
Apparently it was over my head, which doesn't happen very often. Well met sir, well met.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:01 pm to mwlewis
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With the right angle and the perfect mixture of butter and mayo it came be quite climactic.
ETA. melted butter of course for warmth.
I know a guy that used to jack off with mayo covered bologna he warmed up in the microwave first. True story. His mom caught him getting a "BJ" from the vacuum cleaner once. Dude was fricking off in the head.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:02 pm to Klark Kent
I will be on DI this weekend, Proof. KennyLSU picked it up and we are replaying the whole game.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:03 pm to J Murdah
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When is she gonna talk dirty to us through your mic?
You ain't ready brah.
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:03 pm to jefforize
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Is it more than the 31 hours I put in that week I took adderal?
Posted on 3/23/12 at 1:03 pm to stout
Sounds like you have your head on straight now.
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