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re: Epic Games has announced Relooted: Africans steal African artifacts from Western museums…

Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:23 pm to
Posted by VoxDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:23 pm to
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I don't oppose this game if Italians and Greeks could go steal their shite back as well.

I want the off-world Egyptian gods to come back to Earth and do the same.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 7:50 am to
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But they aren’t. The owners are making money. It’s no different than the movie tax credits and the Hollywood accounting practices. The key is properly packaging your product, then finding the lowest cost help available that qualify. If the movie takes off you make a killing. But the worst case scenario is it fails and the company folds…but that doesn’t happen until the producers get their salaries.

Look at Yale entertainment. They ran up $50 mil in liabilities and are about to declare bankruptcy…yet throughout their tenure the producers were the first paid and pulled in $175k/mo for their efforts.



A cynical person might consider this money laundering.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79347 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 7:55 am to
quote:

I don't oppose this game if Italians and Greeks could go steal their shite back as well.


quote:

I want the off-world Egyptian gods to come back to Earth and do the same.


If developers from these cultures cared enough to make a game like this, why not?
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:01 am to
Posted by Joshjrn
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Member since Dec 2008
31729 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

I want the off-world Egyptian gods to come back to Earth and do the same.


I would pay good money for a Stargate prequal in which I get to play a dry humored Teal'c planning and executing a heist to steal back Goa'uld artifacts
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75356 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:21 am to
I'd play the shite out of that game.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
12140 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:59 am to
Mod it so Nike steals back all their shoes.

Give me this mod.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127663 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:17 pm to
Can’t wait to play as George Floyd and use his fentanyl power up.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
4488 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:37 pm to
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A cynical person might consider this money laundering.


A cynical person would question how Forrest Gump has yet to turn a profit. The entertainment industry plays by a different set of rules.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38648 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:51 pm to
That’s actually kind of badass. The idea at least. I’m sure the gameplay will suck.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
34481 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:20 pm to
I don't get the thought process on deciding on this premise.

I mean, sure, The British Empire was notorious for stealing shite that wasn't theirs (like our forefathers' taxes). That said, is this really a compelling story?

These things are better when they're not set against real world politics, because unless you're shooting Nazis in 1944 Germany, it's rare that you'll get enough universal support to make a game a hit.

Better to have them finding artifacts in some made-up country that, at best, only vaguely resembles a real world one.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75356 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:12 pm to
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Better to have them finding artifacts in some made-up country that, at best, only vaguely resembles a real world one.

They tried booking vacations to Wakanda in 2017, FFS.

Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
4488 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 10:58 am to
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I don't get the thought process on deciding on this premise.


Because their primary interest is job creation, and the premise needs to qualify for funding.

"Because we're trying to create a more diverse games studio, it means we're not hiring people who have worked in games [before], because they're all white men, so we can't do it that way,"

“I'm not going to tell their stories, but a lot of my ability to do Nyamakop is based purely on privilege and generational wealth, and the crazy safety net you have.”

"The way we talk about it and frame it, particularly on the continent or in South Africa, is like, 'We lack access to funding!' And I'm like… the network is there. Sithe literally is trying to give people money on the Black Game Developers Fund all the time. We clearly have access to the network to make funding capable. Our problem is, are we making things that are fundable? And that's the context, which also requires funding, but it's a catch-22."








Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35052 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:18 am to
Its not about making money. The agenda trumps everything.
Posted by Prix560
Member since Jan 2008
995 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 7:49 am to
I wonder if it will include a chirping smoke detector?
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