Why doe people say "we are

Yeah, it is a pet peeve of mine. Real men don't use the phrase. Real men use phrases like, "I'm gonna throw some steaks on the grill and sip on a few budweisers."

Real men dont drink shitty beer.

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Why doe people say your

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In reality you're not making any sense

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Sorry...pet peeve of mine.

If a peeve is something that annoys a person, why would one have one as a pet?

It doesn't matter what you say, it only matters how the meat tastes.

Budweiser sucks.

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We're doin' steaks is like "we're pregnant."

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Or "he's half a fig."

Actually it only gets to me when it is "we're doing steaks TO PERFECTION tonight."

Real men say "my wife just got finished cutting the grass and after she washes her hands she is going to grill my steak for me while I drink single malt scotch and flip through the football games with my remote while sitting my arse in my big leather chair with my feet propped up and when she flips the steak will pour me another three fingers of scotch while setting a napkin, knife and fork next to me in anticipation of handing me a warm plate with a hot steak while refilling the glass a third time then returning minutes later to remove above-mentioned plate, empty while handing me a fourth glass of scotch and a toothpick and giggling at the loud reverberations than just came from the seat of my leather chair."

Anyway, that's just what we doe.

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Why do we say we're "taking a shower"? We're not taking anything.

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Where do you "take a shite?"

It was just a general statement. In response to but not directed to you.

Thanks for the answer though.

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I release my excess waste wherever seems acceptable at the time.

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Where do you keep the waste that is not excess?