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Posted on 4/14/10 at 5:59 pm to skygod123
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i would have bit the bullet on that tip.
worked at serrano's. it was my least favorite thing to serve.
after i was there for a while, i just stopped rolling them, or i rolled them in the back. don't get me wrong, i washed my hands and was clean about it, but when you have a six top order casseroles
1. they probably weren't going to tip anyway
2. frick that
i used to make some bank during gamedays though. as the night went on i would do shots with my tables and make a ton of money. good times
Posted on 4/14/10 at 6:00 pm to VernonPLSUfan
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Used my paring knife from the bar to do a trach on a guy who got hit walking down the road by a car. He died 2 days later.
how much did he tip you?
Posted on 4/14/10 at 7:09 pm to VernonPLSUfan
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Had a cooks wife come in and tried to beat up a waitress once. Used my paring knife from the bar to do a trach on a guy who got hit walking down the road by a car. He died 2 days later. Had a stripper for a hostess one time. Had a hostess get a 100.00 tip from a drunk once. Had some customers sitting outside on our wooden deck find a bum sleeping underneath them. Good times
damn, are you Patrick Swayze from Road House?
Posted on 4/14/10 at 7:16 pm to LSUZombie
nothing memorable from front of the house besides the usual BS.
was cooking in tigerland bar late night and the usual random crew of drunks would come to the back door and beg and beg for free shite. 90% of the time we tell them no and they leave. One douche was super persistent and wouldn't leave so i threw a semi tossed out large pizza at him from one side of the kitchen to the back boor. It didn't cause any injury but it was like slow motion as the dough wobbled through the air, hit him in the neck/shoulder, and somehow wrapped around the side of his head.
It was like the dough was Gloop or Gleep from the Herculoids, it was alive.
was cooking in tigerland bar late night and the usual random crew of drunks would come to the back door and beg and beg for free shite. 90% of the time we tell them no and they leave. One douche was super persistent and wouldn't leave so i threw a semi tossed out large pizza at him from one side of the kitchen to the back boor. It didn't cause any injury but it was like slow motion as the dough wobbled through the air, hit him in the neck/shoulder, and somehow wrapped around the side of his head.
It was like the dough was Gloop or Gleep from the Herculoids, it was alive.
Posted on 4/14/10 at 7:18 pm to el tigre
Now thats funny.
Posted on 4/14/10 at 7:37 pm to LSUZombie
Cook's stories
I was a cook then a manager at a Hooter's. At least once a week, one of those stupid bitches would mix salt with the tea instead of sugar. Now, this isn't easy to do. We used a bunch of salt and in was stored in a small trash can looking container, and said SALT on it. The sugar was kept in a lexan and we had considerably less of it because all we used it for was tea. Of course, no one would realize this mistake until after we opened and were slammed with lunch rush. So now I've got a stupid bitch asking me to wash the fricking tea pot so she can make another batch.
I was a cook then a manager at a Hooter's. At least once a week, one of those stupid bitches would mix salt with the tea instead of sugar. Now, this isn't easy to do. We used a bunch of salt and in was stored in a small trash can looking container, and said SALT on it. The sugar was kept in a lexan and we had considerably less of it because all we used it for was tea. Of course, no one would realize this mistake until after we opened and were slammed with lunch rush. So now I've got a stupid bitch asking me to wash the fricking tea pot so she can make another batch.
Posted on 4/14/10 at 7:55 pm to LSUZombie
Somewhere there is a waitress who wants to post about the time she pulled a small tampon out of her front pocket instead of a pin. For a minute I really thought she wanted me to sign the receipt with that thing.
Posted on 4/15/10 at 8:04 am to The Cable Guy
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A group of people come in to celebrate a birthday party. It includes the husband and wife as well as the ex-husband of the wife (bday girl).
That's trouble just waiting to happen. What morons.
Posted on 4/15/10 at 9:29 am to notiger1997
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Somewhere there is a waitress who wants to post about the time she pulled a small tampon out of her front pocket instead of a pin. For a minute I really thought she wanted me to sign the receipt with that thing.
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:05 pm to HeadSlash
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That's trouble just waiting to happen. What morons.
Yes they most certainly were. I remember when they walked in, my buddy that was waiting on them told me the bio before the fight even happened. Recipe for disaster.
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:44 pm to LSUZombie
I have a good one.
Wife and I were both servers for years.
She's working a Friday night at the Siegen Chili's. Sterotypical redneck (wife beater, mesh cap, mullet, etc...) sits in her section. 10 minutes after they order she goes back to check on them.
Dad: "Our order ready yet?"
Server: "No sir, I just put it in 10 minutes ago"
Dad: "Well you need to hurry up"
4-5 year old toddler: "Yea...Hurry up!"
10 minutes later another similar encounter. Child again tells my wife she "better hurry up".
10 minutes later (yes food is a little late by that point) the dad really starts getting aggrevated and raising his voice at my wife. Not to unusual. This time when my wife goes to walk away,the kdi chimes in with...
"Hurry up. Times ticking bitch!".
My wife looks at the day and he replies...
"What? It is."
Wife walks away in disgust. Food arrives with about a 38 minute cook time. The man receives his fajitas, removes the sizzling skillet from off the trivet, and starts to amke his fajita. My wife turns around to walk away, hears "HEY!", and turns around to the kid throwing the fajita triet at her while the dad laughs and says "these are cold, I want you to take them back."
The manger returned with a comped check and his dinner in a to-go box and booted him out the restaurant. He did not go quietly, and neither did the kid.
The mom, according to my wife, only spoke to order her food.
Wife and I were both servers for years.
She's working a Friday night at the Siegen Chili's. Sterotypical redneck (wife beater, mesh cap, mullet, etc...) sits in her section. 10 minutes after they order she goes back to check on them.
Dad: "Our order ready yet?"
Server: "No sir, I just put it in 10 minutes ago"
Dad: "Well you need to hurry up"
4-5 year old toddler: "Yea...Hurry up!"
10 minutes later another similar encounter. Child again tells my wife she "better hurry up".
10 minutes later (yes food is a little late by that point) the dad really starts getting aggrevated and raising his voice at my wife. Not to unusual. This time when my wife goes to walk away,the kdi chimes in with...
"Hurry up. Times ticking bitch!".
My wife looks at the day and he replies...
"What? It is."
Wife walks away in disgust. Food arrives with about a 38 minute cook time. The man receives his fajitas, removes the sizzling skillet from off the trivet, and starts to amke his fajita. My wife turns around to walk away, hears "HEY!", and turns around to the kid throwing the fajita triet at her while the dad laughs and says "these are cold, I want you to take them back."
The manger returned with a comped check and his dinner in a to-go box and booted him out the restaurant. He did not go quietly, and neither did the kid.
The mom, according to my wife, only spoke to order her food.
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:46 pm to DanglingFury
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I promise I've never seen a cracker or cheerio eaten, they just all wind up on the floor in a mess. You're lucky they even tried to help clean up at all. Most people just hit the road because it's one of the few times they will not have to clean up the mess.
I now have an 18 month old. I wipe up every cheerio, goldfish, french fry, etc...that gets on the floor b/c I used to bitch about it so much when I waited tables.
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:52 pm to LSUZombie
One of the restaurant's regular customers (he didn't have a regular server) came in one night with his wife and stepdaughter. He was older (60s), had made some money and married a 40-ish woman. She had been in before with him but this was her daughter's (early 20s) first appearance.
The guy was a good tipper and knew the owner well so we always went the extra mile for him. I got him this night and they sat in the sportsbar side for about two hours. He and the girl pounded beers and the wife sipped wine. At the end of the night the girl passes out, head on the table, asleep and drooling. He pays, hands me an outrageous tip in cash and asks me to help his stepdaughter to the door while he and his wife pull the car up front. I grab the new guy (in training) and ask him to help me. The dude was a workout freak and a bit of a pretty boy, and he showed off a bit by dramatically picking her up fully in his arms and carrying her out. I had planned the more mundane one-on-each-side stumble-out.
I walk with him out front and as we're waiting for them to pull up - actually just as they pulled up - he says, "Oh...OH...OOOOOH! She's peeing on me!" He holds her away from his body and freshly soiled starched white (and yellow) shirt as best he can as pee streams out of her.
I laughed my arse off.
The guy was a good tipper and knew the owner well so we always went the extra mile for him. I got him this night and they sat in the sportsbar side for about two hours. He and the girl pounded beers and the wife sipped wine. At the end of the night the girl passes out, head on the table, asleep and drooling. He pays, hands me an outrageous tip in cash and asks me to help his stepdaughter to the door while he and his wife pull the car up front. I grab the new guy (in training) and ask him to help me. The dude was a workout freak and a bit of a pretty boy, and he showed off a bit by dramatically picking her up fully in his arms and carrying her out. I had planned the more mundane one-on-each-side stumble-out.
I walk with him out front and as we're waiting for them to pull up - actually just as they pulled up - he says, "Oh...OH...OOOOOH! She's peeing on me!" He holds her away from his body and freshly soiled starched white (and yellow) shirt as best he can as pee streams out of her.
I laughed my arse off.
This post was edited on 4/15/10 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:53 pm to MSMHater
White trash are so much fun.
We didn't get a lot, but I'll never forget my favorite.
This guy came straight outta Livingston Parish. Beer belly, jeans with shirt tucked in, mullet brushed back perfectly and several gold rings. He was sure to impress his wife.
The whole time the guy is asking me for more bread/cheese, telling me i'm the best waiter he's ever had. When dessert came, he hogged out and asked me if he could have more dippings for free. We did not do this, but I said hell with it and got him a couple more pieces.
Check comes and he hands me the ticket ever so proudly. They walk off and I open the check and it's got a $100 dollar bill. But wait, their meal was 99 dollars and some change.
WT do not belong in nice establishments.
We didn't get a lot, but I'll never forget my favorite.
This guy came straight outta Livingston Parish. Beer belly, jeans with shirt tucked in, mullet brushed back perfectly and several gold rings. He was sure to impress his wife.
The whole time the guy is asking me for more bread/cheese, telling me i'm the best waiter he's ever had. When dessert came, he hogged out and asked me if he could have more dippings for free. We did not do this, but I said hell with it and got him a couple more pieces.
Check comes and he hands me the ticket ever so proudly. They walk off and I open the check and it's got a $100 dollar bill. But wait, their meal was 99 dollars and some change.
WT do not belong in nice establishments.
Posted on 4/19/10 at 2:08 pm to The Cable Guy
I was a server for years....Probably the stupidiest thing I ever did was on a Friday night that we were busy as hell...I was heading back to put an order in the computer and saw out the corner of my eye I got sat with a 5 top...I stopped to get their drink order and didnt really look at the kids very well...They ordered 5 drinks, and I was started walking away, my mind went blank and I forgot what they said...So I turned back around and said "I'm sorry, I'm retarded...I forgot what you just ordered....What was your drinks again?" The parents looked at me with this look i'll never forget.....I then glanced at the other side of the booth and realized they had a retarded son......I felt like a complete arse......
Posted on 4/19/10 at 3:22 pm to LSUZombie
had a table of females at one point, it was a bridal reception thing. About 15 young women, one had a little to much to drink. She goes to the bathroom, 15 minutes later she is still in there. Her friends go to get her, all of a sudden I see all 15 of them hauling arse out the door. Bill was paid but something was wrong. Went into the ladies room, the poor girl had passed out on the toilet, fallen off and crapped all over the bathroom. Everywhere. She must have been trying to get up but she made handprints of shitte all over the stall and floor
Posted on 4/19/10 at 4:14 pm to Ignignot
quote:i dont care what anyone did to you, thats despicable.
the next time they came to dine in the restaurant we mixed toilet water in their salsa for their chips and salsa
Posted on 4/19/10 at 8:22 pm to VernonPLSUfan
quote:
Used my paring knife from the bar to do a trach on a guy who got hit walking down the road by a car. He died 2 days later.
what????
Posted on 4/19/10 at 8:33 pm to Zilla
I once served Snoop Dogg, mystical, and some other rapper dude hot wings and dr pepper...they were high as a kite
My first table ever waiting was a large black family at a lone star back in 97.... I spilt 4 large sprites all in the dad's lap.
I caught people having sex in the bathroom....twice
had a few $100 tips...but that was more bartending
I was fired from ralph and kacoos for being too hungover
My first table ever waiting was a large black family at a lone star back in 97.... I spilt 4 large sprites all in the dad's lap.
I caught people having sex in the bathroom....twice
had a few $100 tips...but that was more bartending
I was fired from ralph and kacoos for being too hungover
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