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re: Taco Bell Cool Ranch Taco Launch

Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:21 pm to
I had a couple for lunch. I like them more than the regular Dorito taco, but it's nothing amazing.


ETA: I'm doing some drinking tonight, so maybe I'll try one drunk. That's usually when I eat Taco Bell anyway.
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 3:22 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116219 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:22 pm to
Didnt really taste a difference between them and a regular taco
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22543 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22543 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:36 pm to
never meet your heroes.....
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22543 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:37 pm to
That damn banner to the left has tacos and izzos how does it know!!!!!!! I didn't even look them up
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5726 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:46 pm to
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That damn banner to the left has tacos and izzos how does it know!!!!!!


My banner wants me to order a Phineas and Ferb DVD.
So.....it's not THAT smart. (I already have them all).
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61846 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:54 pm to
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That should about cover it.


Not quite. You missed them adding color to the meat to make up for it being washed in ammonia to kill disease, the fillers that make up some 20% of the bulk of what they call meat, some testing at even 0% DNA found, and it not being all meat, be that cow or horse, chicken, fish, pork, cat, dog, or perhaps a combination.


Seriously though, I'm real curious how none of this is even a deterrent to hardcore Taco Bell addicts. No pause for reflection, or maybe even thinking about it when you eat it? Do none of you question it, or do you just try not to think about it, and when it pops up you just think of something else real quick? Maybe turn on some music, or think about boobies?


This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
174362 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:56 pm to
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the fillers that make up some 20% of the bulk of what they call meat

Isn't the filler some oat product that is presumably healthier than ground meat anyway?

You make it sound like they just dump elmer's glue in there or something
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 3:58 pm to
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Isn't the filler some oat product that is presumably healthier than ground meat anyway?

You make it sound like they just dump elmer's glue in there or something


What's it matter if they did dump glue in it?

Do you seriously think even that would deter Taco Bell addicts?

Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:03 pm to
elmer's glue > taco bell

Signed,

Every 6 year old ever
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41613 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:06 pm to
Nice to see the food snob chime in with his thoughts even though he will go to multiple locations when he wants his Popeye's.
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:10 pm to
its strange that its not even colored or have any stuff on the shell
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
174362 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:20 pm to
quote:



What's it matter if they did dump glue in it?

Do you seriously think even that would deter Taco Bell addicts?


Perhaps the more important question is, why does it matter to you if you don't eat there?
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
61846 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:27 pm to
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Nice to see the food snob chime in with his thoughts even though he will go to multiple locations when he wants his Popeye's.




I'll admit I'm a food snob, and I'll occasionally delve into some Popeyes fried pterodactyl, but I can clearly see what it is, even though I know it's a little messed up.

That being said, I don't think you have to qualify as a food snob by my standards to question eating Taco Bell. There are a lot of very good non food snobby reasons to question if its a good idea to put it in your mouth. I'm just wondering what goes into that decision making process after all that has been discovered and published lately about Taco Bell, and how people rationalize it, or is it more of blind faith? Just curious.

Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:30 pm to
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I don't think you have to qualify as a food snob by my standards to question eating Taco Bell. There are a lot of very good non food snobby reasons to question if its a good idea to put it in your mouth.


Sorry. Morons don't understand logic.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61846 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Sorry. Morons don't understand logic.


There seems to be an addiction to this stuff by the hardcore Taco Bellers out there that defies all logic. I've truly never seen anything like it, and I know some people who literally crave it like it were crack, and are all aboard Team Taco Bell. It's kind of cultish. Even on this board, in the thread talking about horse meat, there were posters who even came to its defense and justified it. This is WAY beyond any clever marketing gimmick that has a hold on people. There is something in that stuff that makes these people goofy for it.

Seriously, it's really not that good, or am I the crazy one? No, it's got to be me. Yep, it really is me. I'm the one that's nuts.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177561 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:52 pm to
Are they out yet or not in Baton Rouge? I don't want to go there if they don't have them.
Posted by The Future
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts
Posted on 3/7/13 at 6:13 am to
The last time I got Taco Bell drunk, I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm. It was odd. It tastes so good after 10 vodka red bulls
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