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Spatchcock Turkey - where to get?

Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:05 pm
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6553 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:05 pm
I'm in Baton Rouge. It's late in the game to buy a frozen turkey, thaw it, spatchcock it, dry brine it, etc.

Y'all think anywhere in town has thawed turkeys already done? I kind of want to do one out of the blue.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6604 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:34 pm to
Call Iverstine Butcher
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:42 pm to
Every grocery store in town has fresh turkeys. A knife or a pair of kitchen shears is all you need.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

It's late in the game to buy a frozen turkey, thaw it, spatchcock it, dry brine it, etc.


Then buy one that’s not frozen. I literally just did 20 minutes ago.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25851 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:44 pm to
frick it. We’re within 72 hours just buy a cooked one. No time for the hassle.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:49 pm to
Why is everyone loosing their mind about spatchcocking a turkey this year?
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6553 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 6:24 pm to
Drinking beer and the thought hit me? Not really that hung up on it.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 6:30 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:26 pm to
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Drinking beer and the thought hit me? Not really that hung up on it.


Not you directly, but up until a few weeks ago I had never heard the term. We cooked chickens that way, but had never heard of spatchcock. This year, it’s all the board is talking about.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:28 pm to
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Why is everyone loosing their mind about spatchcocking a turkey this year?



Because it's an infinitely better way to cook the bird
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:32 pm to
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Because it's an infinitely better way to cook the bird

Better than throwing it in bubbling hot oil? No

Better than deboning and stuffing with a chicken, duck, and stuffing? No

Better than baking in an oven? Yes
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:33 pm to
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Better than baking in an oven? Yes


Huh?

quote:

Better than deboning and stuffing with a chicken, duck, and stuffing? No


And not sure if serious.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 8:35 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:38 pm to
I’m not sure how you are confused
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:39 pm to
Spatchcocked turkey can be done in the oven. It has nothing to do with the cooking process.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 8:40 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Spatchcocked turkey can be done in the oven. It has nothing to do with the cooking process.

Oh, we always grilled or smoked that way.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:43 pm to
Spatchcock is the process of removing the backbone and flatening the bird by breaking the chest bone. It doesn't has no bearing on the type of cooking method.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 8:44 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:47 pm to
What’s your problem with turducken?
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:49 pm to
Cooked as you described, it's a soggy mess.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Because it's an infinitely better way to cook the bird


There's no way it's infinitely better.

I'm not doing it. I still want that classic presentation and I bet nobody could pick the butterflied slice from the regular in a blind taste test.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:34 pm to
I meant exponentially

ETA:
quote:

I bet nobody could pick the butterflied slice from the regular in a blind taste test.


And this potentially could be true depending on where you get the meat from. One of the huge benefits is the dark and light meats won't be unevenly cooked, i.e. one dried out, one correctly cooked.

If you spatchcock, dry brine, and use a probe thermometer you'll have a wonderful bird guaranteed.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 10:37 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 11:14 pm to
2 out of 3 ain't bad.

First time having Thanksgiving at my house. I need that pretty turkey on the table.

I definitely want to try the spatchcock though. For science.
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