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Matzah is the GOAT transmittal device
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:05 pm
I know a lot of us southern baws are unfamiliar with this Jewish staple, but matzah is a great snacking/party food. It's basically a large unsalted cracker that can be topped with or dipped in virtually anything:
cheese, chicken salad, tuna salad, tapenade, chocolate, foie gras, meats, butter, etc.
Can be dipped in anything you would normally dip chips, crackers, or bread in. You can make flatbread-type pizza with it. Stays fresh and crunchy for a very long time.
I was recently turned on to matzah (also spelled "matzo") and IMO it is far superior to saltines, ritz crackers, and other similar crackers. Also, matzo ball soup is f'n delicious.
Shabbat shalom.

cheese, chicken salad, tuna salad, tapenade, chocolate, foie gras, meats, butter, etc.
Can be dipped in anything you would normally dip chips, crackers, or bread in. You can make flatbread-type pizza with it. Stays fresh and crunchy for a very long time.
I was recently turned on to matzah (also spelled "matzo") and IMO it is far superior to saltines, ritz crackers, and other similar crackers. Also, matzo ball soup is f'n delicious.
Shabbat shalom.

Posted on 6/22/18 at 8:17 pm to gizmoflak
Matzah balls are good.....shalom bitches
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:36 pm to gizmoflak
Taste like dry tasteless paper.
Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.
Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:39 pm to fightin tigers
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Taste like dry tasteless paper.
Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:26 pm to gizmoflak
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matzo ball soup is f'n delicious.
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it is far superior to saltines, ritz crackers, and other similar crackers.
You're definitely overselling it, friend. It's ok, but I think you're on a matzah high because it's new TO YOU.
This post was edited on 6/23/18 at 12:44 am
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:08 am to Yat27
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matzah high because it's new.
It's new?
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:10 am to fightin tigers
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It's new?
Old Testament is new again.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:12 am to Zappas Stache
If manna was referring to matzah there is no wonder why the jews think dunkin has good donuts.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:44 am to fightin tigers
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It's new?
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I was recently turned on to matzah
I really thought that it was obvious... Guess I'll go back and edit for you, baw.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 1:17 pm to fightin tigers
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Taste like dry tasteless paper.
Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.
We've found the resident anti-matzite
Posted on 6/23/18 at 1:42 pm to gizmoflak
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Matzah is the GOAT transmittal device
Maybe if you're fleeing from Egypt and don't have time to let your bread rise.
Otherwise, this goy is sticking with Melba toast.
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