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Matzah is the GOAT transmittal device

Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11866 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:05 pm
I know a lot of us southern baws are unfamiliar with this Jewish staple, but matzah is a great snacking/party food. It's basically a large unsalted cracker that can be topped with or dipped in virtually anything:

cheese, chicken salad, tuna salad, tapenade, chocolate, foie gras, meats, butter, etc.

Can be dipped in anything you would normally dip chips, crackers, or bread in. You can make flatbread-type pizza with it. Stays fresh and crunchy for a very long time.

I was recently turned on to matzah (also spelled "matzo") and IMO it is far superior to saltines, ritz crackers, and other similar crackers. Also, matzo ball soup is f'n delicious.

Shabbat shalom.

Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34329 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2695 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 8:17 pm to
Matzah balls are good.....shalom bitches
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:36 pm to
Taste like dry tasteless paper.

Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:39 pm to
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Taste like dry tasteless paper.


Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.




Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:26 pm to
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matzo ball soup is f'n delicious.


quote:

it is far superior to saltines, ritz crackers, and other similar crackers.

You're definitely overselling it, friend. It's ok, but I think you're on a matzah high because it's new TO YOU.
This post was edited on 6/23/18 at 12:44 am
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:08 am to
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matzah high because it's new.



It's new?
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43537 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:10 am to
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It's new?


Old Testament is new again.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:12 am to
If manna was referring to matzah there is no wonder why the jews think dunkin has good donuts.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:44 am to
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It's new?


quote:

I was recently turned on to matzah

I really thought that it was obvious... Guess I'll go back and edit for you, baw.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11866 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 1:17 pm to
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Taste like dry tasteless paper.

Matzo ball soup is like chicken soup with paper meatballs.

We've found the resident anti-matzite
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 1:42 pm to
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Matzah is the GOAT transmittal device

Maybe if you're fleeing from Egypt and don't have time to let your bread rise.

Otherwise, this goy is sticking with Melba toast.
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