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re: I need an oyster shucker/griller
Posted on 3/16/13 at 8:47 am to Martini
Posted on 3/16/13 at 8:47 am to Martini
quote:
I need someone to come to a gathering and shuck oysters and charbroiled them. I'll provide everything and pay.
quote:
gathering in a friends home
I'm interested, but I've got questions.
Does your friend keep anything of value in their house?
Will there be any chicks there under 40?
Will risque oyster humor be allowed by the shucker without someone getting pissed and calling him/me a mothershucking a-hole? Never mind, I'll just tell them to shuck off if they have a prob with. me.
Who's bringing the cocaine?
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 8:56 am to Gris Gris
Gris...u can purchase whatever u need. A cup typically won't be enough so a quart is typically a good starting point to get a few dozen done properly. I've sold in much larger quantities before for some bigger groups.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:01 am to Martini
I can shuck and have reliable transportation. But I once had a bad experience as a hired bananas foster assistant at a haute function and am kinda leary of such goings on.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:23 am to LSUballs
quote:
LSUballs I once had a bad experience as a hired bananas foster assistant at a haute function and am kinda leary of such goings on.
Do tell...
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:37 am to OTIS2
It sounds like an exploding rum bottle was involved.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:41 am to CITWTT
I recall, maybe, he's expounded on this before, but my memory is dim, for some reason. I'm bettin' he caught some other redneck on fire.
This post was edited on 3/16/13 at 9:44 am
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:43 am to LSUballs
quote:
I can shuck and have reliable transportation. But I once had a bad experience as a hired bananas foster assistant at a haute function and am kinda leary of such goings on.
...and it's "leery".Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:45 am to Icansee4miles
quote:well, obviously, yer doing something wrong, or is it just your own neighborhood that doesn't seem fond of you?
:nopintodriver:
BTW,, my Pinto is paid for,, all of em are..
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:48 am to Ole Geauxt
:orangeGremlinforthewin:
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:53 am to OTIS2
::u know my gremlin is lime green, dipshit::
Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:54 am to Ole Geauxt
We'll have to race...again.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:03 am to OTIS2
I was once injured in a Bananas Foster incident. Back in high school my buddy's dad talked us into going to the Richland Parish- Men Who Cook cooking event and helping him cook his world famous baby back ribs. He had to promise us free beer on account of we realized immediatly that we were in for a night of blue haired bordom. The first few hours were cool, we basted ribs and drank beer. But when the Bananas Foster chef got there he snatched me up and put me on ice cream scooper detail. Seeings how it was August, the BF chef had packed all his ice cream in dry ice. Little did he know, Blue Bell ice cream packed in dry ice forms a substance 11 times harder than diamond. I was forced to scoop/chisel/pry out hundreds of bowls of harder than shite ice cream. I quickly became the first 17 year old with an elevated case of carpal tunnel. But that wasn't the bad part. The bad part was when I got the bright idea to heat my aluminum ice cream scoop up on his flambe lighter, and then immediatly grab the handle of the scoop. I'm pretty sure I remember 3-4 blue haired women passing smooth out, but I not sure if it was because of the smell of my seared flesh or the vulgarity of my profanity laced tyraid. The BF chef didn't know what the hell was going on, all he knew was some half drunk high school kid went from scooping icecream to epeleptically screaming curse words at high volume. He fired me on the spot, which was fine by me. frick Bananas Foster.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:04 am to OTIS2
i whupped you last time fair and square, stock..
this time i'm puttin' my glasspack back on...
this time i'm puttin' my glasspack back on...
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:09 am to Ole Geauxt
I'm gonna flip my breather. You're toast(food related).
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:12 am to LSUballs
quote:. Yep. That's the story I remember, verbatim . I knew a redneck was gonna get burned.
LSUballs
This post was edited on 3/16/13 at 10:18 am
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:15 am to OTIS2
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:16 am to OTIS2
quote:that thing would need to suck Makers Mark Bourbon (fr), instead of just humid air to stay up with my cheesy (fr) gremlin, or my power pinto (fr)..
flip my breather.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:27 am to Ole Geauxt
The line has been drawn an crossed...meet you at the Rocky Branch blinkin' light at high noon. Last one to Farmerville buys the Johnny's (fr).
This post was edited on 3/16/13 at 10:32 am
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:29 am to LSUballs
quote:
frick Bananas Foster.
Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:30 am to LSUballs
quote:watch it bish!!
blue haired bordom.
quote:by the age of 17,, you should have had both hands finely tuned and strong..
case of carpal tunnel.
quote:one of these days you will!
remember 3-4 blue haired women
younguns....
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