re: I am a dumbass - oven mishap

Back in college, my wife (can't remember if we were married yet, but were already living together) had made this nice dessert for me. Some sort of blueberry cheesecake. The timer dinged and she asked me to take it out. It was in one of those disposable round cake pans. I grab it on each side, start to take it out, and the foil folds up in the middle, and spills about half of it onto the hot door of the oven. Sizzling and smoking. Stunk the duplex up pretty bad. I managed to salvage the other half, but she was pretty upset that it didn't turn out all pretty and that half of it was wasted.