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71 Year Old Arrested for Sex in Car
Posted on 10/6/11 at 10:21 am
Posted on 10/6/11 at 10:21 am
OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old Michigan woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.
Posted on 10/6/11 at 10:27 am to swimmer
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eta:...thought i was on the OT
eta:...thought i was on the OT
This post was edited on 10/6/11 at 10:28 am
Posted on 10/6/11 at 10:39 am to swimmer
Looks liked they worked up a sweat. 
Posted on 10/6/11 at 10:47 am to Smash Mouth Tider
looks like he banged her so hard she got bug eyed 
Posted on 10/6/11 at 12:05 pm to swimmer
You left out the best part of the story:
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The pair started getting busy in the middle of the AFTERNOON, in full view of the people who were parked around them in the parking lot. When the car started to shake and rock (YEAH!), someone called the cops.
Best part of the story - when the cops tapped on the window and asked the man, 54-year-old Tim Adams, what he was doing, he simply replied, “I’m f*cking this chick."
Judging by the smile on her face, we think he got the job done!
Posted on 10/6/11 at 3:20 pm to swimmer
Maybe he was real drunk.
This post was edited on 10/6/11 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 10/6/11 at 4:21 pm to swimmer
the old lady looks like Cloris Leachman
Posted on 10/6/11 at 5:24 pm to swimmer
quote:and to the Michigan Cop who turned in a 71y/o still getting it on . . . . F*** Off.
OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old Michigan woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop
Last vision the elderly couple had before their arrest . . . .
Posted on 10/7/11 at 7:15 pm to LSU 318 LSU
Fark I did in another thread but couldn't leave this happy couple out.
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 10/7/11 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 10/7/11 at 8:19 pm to swimmer
My grandmother is 77 and this skank looks about 10 years older.

Posted on 10/7/11 at 8:52 pm to Smash Mouth Tider
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Looks liked they worked up a sweat.
The lady looks pleased!
Posted on 10/8/11 at 1:20 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
Surprised they give tickets for that anymore.
Posted on 10/8/11 at 6:53 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Why arrest???? Make them leave and you have a great story for the rest of your life.
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