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J&J Vaccine Recalled After Two People Who Took It Fell Down A Manhole And Died
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:09 am
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:09 am
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Vaccine Recalled After Two People Who Took It Fell Down A Manhole And Died
Babylon Bee
—The Food and Drug Administration has asked for all Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 vaccines to be recalled and destroyed after two different people who took the vaccine died, both having fallen down open manholes within a week of taking the drug.
“We just want to have an overabundance of caution here,” explained Doctor Anthony Fauci. “That’s why all Johnson & Johnson vaccines are being destroyed, and anyone who has already taken the vaccine is being placed under house arrest to keep them away from streets with manholes.”
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Some are criticizing the recall of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine since nearly seven million people have taken it and only two have fallen down a manhole, making the risk seem minuscule -- especially compared to the death rate of COVID-19. Also, not everyone is sure those deaths are related to the vaccine and believe they may in fact be caused by the carelessness of construction workers.
Dr. Fauci has dismissed these criticisms. “Everyone wants things to make sense, but I think we’ve made it clear that’s not how we approach things,” said Fauci.
Full article at link.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 9:11 am
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:12 am to goofball
If they hadn’t taken the vaccine and simply fell down the manhole and died, but later had blood work done and it was confirmed that they had Covid, then it would most assuredly be a Covid death.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:13 am to Mike da Tigah
oh Mike...
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:13 am to goofball
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Dr. Fauci has dismissed these criticisms. “Everyone wants things to make sense, but I think we’ve made it clear that’s not how we approach things,” said Fauci.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:14 am to Mike da Tigah
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If they hadn’t taken the vaccine and simply fell down the manhole and died, but later had blood work done and it was confirmed that they had Covid, then it would most assuredly be a Covid death.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:14 am to goofball
Manhole that’s sexists
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:14 am to goofball
Something tells me the people who normally menstruate at the sight of a Bee thread will enjoy this one.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:16 am to goofball
Pretty soon every death in the US will be due to COVID or one of the vaccines.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 9:17 am
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:17 am to Mike da Tigah
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If they hadn’t taken the vaccine and simply fell down the manhole and died, but later had blood work done and it was confirmed that they had Covid, then it would most assuredly be a Covid death.
Your logic is sound even though it's commenting on a satirical article.
The people attacking these vaccines are using the same faulty reasoning as those that were trying to drive up the Covid death toll last year.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:21 am to Starcrunch37
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Manhole that’s sexists
Person hole?
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:23 am to goofball
(no message)
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 9:33 am
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:26 am to goofball
Serious question: If you die due to a vaccine, J&J or other, will life insurance pay out?
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:29 am to Goldensammy
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Serious question: If you die due to a vaccine, J&J or other, will life insurance pay out?
Why wouldn't it?
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:32 am to member12
Not sure, which is why I asked. I didn't know if there is standard exclusions for trial meds or non-approved FDA meds. Just curious. I guess I could go read my policy, but I figured the OT would know. I'm sure this differs by state, too.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:36 am to goofball
But did they have their masks on?
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:36 am to Goldensammy
The anti-vaxxers are going to hate this thread.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:42 am to Larry_Hotdogs
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But did they have their masks on?
Yes. That’s how they know it definitely wasn’t Covid related.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:42 am to Goldensammy
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I didn't know if there is standard exclusions for trial meds or non-approved FDA meds.
Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J are FDA approved. Not sure about AstraZeneca.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:44 am to goofball
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Dr. Fauci has dismissed these criticisms. “Everyone wants things to make sense, but I think we’ve made it clear that’s not how we approach things,” said Fauci.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:48 am to kywildcatfanone
I love the shot at Fauci!
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