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What is the Divorce Rate after this Lockdown

Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:46 pm
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
8686 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:46 pm
I’m saying 1/3. I know it’s not looking good for me after 6 Frikin days.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36236 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:47 pm to
3/50
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13256 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:48 pm to
Higher than the mortality rate.
Posted by cadillac7563
Birmingham, AL
Member since Aug 2014
1585 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:48 pm to
Better yet... what’s the child abuse rate?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:49 pm to
Wasn’t it around 50% precorona?
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
8686 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:52 pm to
Exactly. Divorce Lawyers makin bank in Two months.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62734 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:56 pm to
Will be interesting.

On the downside, you'll be spending more time cooped up in the house together, exasperating any intolerance each spouse has of the other.

Many are losing jobs/ income and money is #2 reason for divorce (after #1 difference in sex drives)

On the upside, Jody going to have a harder time visiting.
Posted by BamaAlum02
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2005
1009 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:07 pm to
What’s the pregnancy rate?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13808 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:11 pm to
My OL is worried to fkn death and refuses to listen to my words of encouragement.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:14 pm to
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What’s the pregnancy rate?


NYC Department of Health is promoting masturbation and deterring anal or oral sex.

LINK

quote:

2. Have sex with people close to you.

• You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.

• The next safest partner is someone you live with. Having close contact — including sex — with only a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19.

• You should avoid close contact — including sex — with anyone outside your household. If you do have sex with others, have as few partners as possible.

• If you usually meet your sex partners online or make a living by having sex, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you.

• Kissing can easily pass COVID-19. Avoid kissing anyone who is not part of your small circle
of close contacts.

• Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.


Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36703 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:18 pm to
Change that to what percent is on meds for anxiety, depression, obesity fron the #corona15.

Seriously I’m going to need meds to get through this crap. I feel like I’m in bizarro world and like it’ll never ever end.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
8686 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:20 pm to
Masturbation rate up 1000%
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:23 pm to
hurr durr the miserable married couple meme. If prolonged interaction with your spouse makes you unhappy then why are you still married?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

On the downside, you'll be spending more time cooped up in the house together, exasperating (exacerbating maybe?) any intolerance each spouse has of the other.
FIFY although your term works kindasorta...
This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 8:26 pm
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
8686 posts
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:29 pm to
Not miserable. Just an observation my Phat Phil POS brother!
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