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re: Clemson fans list reasons they lost

Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:43 pm to
Reads like an Onion Article. Probably is fake but dont doubt theres more than 500 Clemps Son fans who believe that 100%.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:45 pm to
I’m shocked so many read it and don’t get
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:48 pm to
Its ok, the rest of this board suffers from autism. They can't detect sarcasm no matter how obvious it is
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:49 pm to
I know it's bait/sarcasm but I'm about to ruin Tigernet's excuses, ready?

Prologue: God hates Clemson

Chapter 1: both teams had two weeks off. And pretending that UVA is some powerhouse while UGA and Oklahoma are cupcakes is intellectually dishonest.

Chapter 2: The grind of an ACC schedule? Bitch we're the SEC. There isn't harder road to the playoff. Why anyone would want to play or coach in the SEC is beyond me when they could waltz to the big show every year in any other conference.

Chapter 3: Why would the Pac12 favor LSU over Clemson? What do they stand to gain?

Chapter 4: Playoff sites are set long before the season, kill yourself.

Chapter 5: Source on OBJ paying players?

Chapter 6: LSU lost 8 players to the draft, while Clemson lost 3. Look it up. The NFL didn't raid shite from Clemson because lil ol' Clempson doesn't have much NFL caliber talent. Hunter Renfrow is the best you can come up with?

Epilogue: God hates Clemson
This post was edited on 1/14/20 at 7:50 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:51 pm to
So you respond to satire with seriousness. Unique approach
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:54 pm to
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this is satire, right? RIGHT??


“The grind of an ACC schedule...” make me think this is probably a humorous attempt at satire.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:57 pm to
DELUSIONAL
Posted by 5iveEuax4eaux
Member since Jan 2020
585 posts
Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:00 pm to
I guess he missed the part where "trash" UF put up 500+ yards and 36 points on that "great" UVA team
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:09 pm to
Lmao at the boomers in this thread that can't recognize painfully obvious satire
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:16 pm to
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The grind of an ACC schedule and facing top offenses every week wore our defense down.


Posted by TheMonTSteR
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:28 pm to
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-The grind of an ACC schedule and facing top offenses every week wore our defense down. We don't get to relax against crappy offenses like UGA, Florida, Auburn, Miss St and Ole Miss week in/week out. LSU's defense got to come in with fresh legs


Holy cow -- these Clemson fans are giving delusional Gumps a real run for their money! Assuming this is real and not satire.... These days, it's hard to tell sometimes.
This post was edited on 1/14/20 at 8:30 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50407 posts
Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:32 pm to
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The grind of an ACC schedule and facing top offenses every week wore our defense down. We don't get to relax against crappy offenses like UGA, Florida, Auburn, Miss St and Ole Miss week in/week out. LSU's defense got to come in with fresh legs


Stopped reading.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:40 pm to
lol was that satire?
Posted by jfran23
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
1339 posts
Posted on 1/14/20 at 9:24 pm to
This has to be a joke. How delusional can a fanbase get?
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10560 posts
Posted on 1/14/20 at 9:32 pm to
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The grind of an ACC schedule and facing top offenses every week wore our defense down


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