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Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida

Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:50 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:50 pm
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Deputies responded to an incident of a male taking his clothes off dancing strangely in a McDonald's.
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Witnesses believed the man must have been on drugs.
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The witness also stated that it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.
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Posted by dyslexic
Left field
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:59 pm to
Yep, crazy place.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57316 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:59 pm to
Probably finally came across an operating McDonald’s ice cream machine and didn’t know what to do next
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:01 pm to
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Probably finally came across an operating McDonald’s ice cream machine and didn’t know what to do next
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:02 pm to
Ben Stiller looking rough these days.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:03 pm to
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Ben Stiller looking rough these days.


Dude has some crazy eyes
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:07 pm to
My mother always told me to dance like nobody is watching.

And if nobody is watching then I'm dancing naked.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:10 pm to
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My mother always told me to dance like nobody is watching. And if nobody is watching then I'm dancing naked.


It's all good clean fun until you try to have sex with the railing though.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17993 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:19 pm to
Must have been flaka.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:21 pm to
Not sure if he is or not, but he looks like he would be a native Floridian.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9359 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:23 pm to
I wouldn't exactly call that ice cream.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:35 pm to
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The witness also stated that it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.


I may or may not have done this at Phish concert after a couple hits of acid.
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