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Does every office have a middle aged, overweight women with a limp?

Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:32 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13243 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:32 pm
And always complaining about some ailment. They can sometimes wear a walking boot for no apparent reason. Is it just me or does this archetype exist in every office?
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
765 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:33 pm to
It exists and they always know where leftover food is in conference rooms. They alert each other to the food.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1193 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:34 pm to
oh yeah, not just limited to middle aged or women either. Just fat.

The body tends to have ailments when you are fat
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5713 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:34 pm to
It’s not so much a limp as a waddle.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134874 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:36 pm to
You mean Miss Kathy?
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
2437 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

They can sometimes wear a walking boot for no apparent reason.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 4:40 pm to
Go downtown around lunch time and look at all the state workers. They somehow all transform into the same shape and walk slower than turtles
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1719 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:07 pm to
Nope- we only hire super attractive, very intelligent ladies and it makes for a fabulous work environment
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19365 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:08 pm to
Don’t forget about the illegitimate grandchild they are currently taking care of and basically raising
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20228 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:21 pm to
Man, I sure do love working from home
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30540 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:25 pm to
It both does and doesn't exist until it is observed. It's Schrödinger's office gimp. You can't know until you work at the office.
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9469 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:38 pm to
My office is almost a nursing home because the boomers won’t retire
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13243 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Don’t forget about the illegitimate grandchild they are currently taking care of and basically raising


How could I forget
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