The increase in trolls(Ou&Aggie) means one thing:

That you clown trolls are terrified that daddy LSU can take who we want and you damn well know it.


Don't take it from me. Take it from EVERY SINGLE NATIONAL LEVEL College football analyst saying things like the following:

"LSU is a top 5 job" "LSU is a premiere job" or my favorite is from Desmond Howard on gameday:

"2 of the last 3 coaches have won a national title there, and 2 of them aren't winning anywhere else."


This isn't our delusional swamp asses making shite up. This is top notch guys like Josh Pate on 24/7 saying we are a job that coaches are going to crawl over broken glass for. If you are confused, please google search and read a few national writers opinions on the matter.



The reason you Oklahoma clowns are here, is because your head coach was randomly MIA for a press conference, which made your assholes pucker that LSU can actually bag Riley.

If you didn't think it was possible, you clowns wouldn't have flooded our board in the last week out of nowhere. Especially when this rumor has been floated by TBL for weeks on weeks now. The rumor has been around, then something happened that made you say "oh, shite." Now you are trolling our board about how Oklahoma is such a better program even though LSU has won 3 Natties, and played for 4 natties, since you won your last Natty. Spare me the playoff appearances. If you guys shared a division with Bama you'd have zero appearances since the inception of the CFB Playoff.


A&M boys. Your asses are also puckered, but you kind of like it that way. I've seen from a source that is as reliable as TBL that Jimbo is the guy. Make no mistake. You guys couldn't take Aranda from us when you tried. Woodward left you guys high and dry for us. Sure you got Chavis, but how did that work out? About like the fools gold program changing win when Johnny Football beat Bama in Bryant Denny. If we make Jimbo an offer. He'll be the next head coach at LSU. Period.

The sad thing is most LSU fan's don't even want the guy you morons are melting about.

Spare me the POOR LOUISANA HUR DUR IS BROKE AINT GOTS NO MONIES. We just paid a 19 million dollar buyout. Just because the state is run by idiot clowns, doesn't mean there aren't fat cat boosters pissed enough to throw F U money at the top candidate we can find. We just paid Mulkey F U money for Women's freaking basketball. Sure maybe your program can match and possibly exceed our offer, but you cannot match nor come close to the opportunity presented by LSU. We are a guaranteed national title for whoever takes the job.

TLDR: LSU is going to get the candidate they want, and your presence here trolling proves you subconsciously are terrified of it.


EDIT TO ADD THIS QUOTE from Steven Godfrey 49 minute mark is who an SEC writer with legitimate sauces. When asked about Riley "He said he was smiling." Also said it would not be Napier nor another non P5 guy. He then proceeded to say "Scott Woodward is a a gangster who is going to steal your wife." Again this isn't some LSU Homer.

He also said things like "Greg Byrnes gangster, Woodward Gangster, Strickland is a puppet, Bjork is a puppet."

This is a late addition to the post but I added it because in general it fits the context and theme.