re: Pre-game schedule for an 11:00 am Kickoff

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8am: wake up, roll call
9am: breakfast (eggs, toast, 3 lines)
9:30am: drink a painfully strong screwdriver
10:30: shite/shower/shave (cut my wrists w/ the razor blade)
11am: increase the flow of liquid in my body (3 more screws) and 3 mpre lines of shnoz

11-2pm: stand up in living room and scream about how shitty we look and how O needs to be fired, while hitting a bump every commercial

2:30pm: jump on twitter/TRant and gossip about our garbage football team (finish with a line)

3-10pm: drink as much whiskey as I possibly can, and hit some bowls to buff everything out (finish bag)

10:30pm: call my ex and tell her how good LSU was at football when we dated. get cussed out and proceed to call her a dumb bitch

11pm: puke or fall asleep

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So back a few years ago I had to live for awhile in a really shitty apt complex in Monroe.....I seriously think we mighta been neighbors... how ya been baw?? You off parole yet?