re: Today’s woke apology is brought to you by the company that makes moccasins shoes

We named those shoes "moccasins", and named our lands "Ohio" and "Illinois", and put the buffalo and Indian heads on our nickels, and it's never enough. Cleveland Indians and Washington Redskins were meant to remind everyone of the previous culture as a token of admiration.

We should have just called the footwear "New Clogs".