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Today in History.


1739
Russia signs a treaty with the Turks, ending a three-year conflict between the two countries.
1776
Congress borrows five million dollars to halt the rapid depreciation of paper money in the colonies.
1862
At the Battle of Corinth, in Mississippi, a Union army defeats the Confederates.
1873
Captain Jack and three other Modoc Indians are hanged in Oregon for the murder of General Edward Canby.
1876
John L. Routt, the Colorado Territory governor, is elected the first state governor of Colorado in the Centennial year of the U.S.
1906
The first conference on wireless telegraphy in Berlin adopts SOS as warning signal.
1929
The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes officially changes its name to Yugoslavia.
1931
The comic strip Dick Tracy first appears in the New York News.
1940
U.S. Army adopts airborne, or parachute, soldiers. Airborne troops were later used in World War II for landing troops in combat and infiltrating agents into enemy territory.
1941
The Maltese Falson, starring Humphrey Bogart as detective Sam Spade, opens.

1942
Germany conducts the first successful test flight of a V-2 missile, which flies perfectly over a 118-mile course.
1944
German troops evacuate Athens, Greece.
1951
A "shot is heard around the world" when New York Giants outfielder Bobby Thomson hits a home run in the bottom of the ninth inning, beating the Brooklyn Dodgers to win the National League pennant.
1952
The UK successfully conducts a nuclear weapon, becoming the world's third nuclear power
1955
Two children's television programs and a family sitcom all destined to become classics debut: Captain Kangaroo, Mickey Mouse Club, and The Dick Van Dyke Show.

1963
A violent coup in Honduras ends a period of political reform and ushers in two decades of military rule.
1985
The Space Shuttle Atlantis makes its maiden flight.
1989
Art Shell becomes the first African American to coach a professional football team, the Los Angeles Raiders.
1990
After 40 years of division, East and West Germany are reunited as one nation.
1993
Battle of Mogadishu, in which 18 US soldiers and some 1,000 Somalis are killed during an attempt to capture officials of the warlord Mohamed Farrah Aidid's organization.

1995
Former pro football star and actor O.J. Simpson is acquitted of the murders of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, ending what many called "the Trial of the Century.".
2008
The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 authorizes the Secretary of the Treasury to purchase distressed assets of financial corporations and supply cash directly to banks to keep them afloat.



Joke of the Day.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."