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When was the last time that you shite your pants?
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:35 pm
Went to Lake CDA today... Hung out, swam a bit, ate dinner, blah blah blah.
Anyway, we packed up to leave and notice a pregnant lady talking calmly to her husband, yet she seemed concerned.
Didn't really pay much attention to her until she turned around and I noticed shite running down both legs.
Dear Facebook
Anyway, we packed up to leave and notice a pregnant lady talking calmly to her husband, yet she seemed concerned.
Didn't really pay much attention to her until she turned around and I noticed shite running down both legs.
Dear Facebook
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Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:37 pm to cubsfan5150
This thread screams Oweo level
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:37 pm to cubsfan5150
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This post was edited on 11/12/23 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:37 pm to cubsfan5150
She was probably having an abortion
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:39 pm to cubsfan5150
Organic chemistry study group, sophomore year of college. It was diarrhea, but it was mostly clear. But I felt a wet spot on the back of my pants all of a sudden and had to excuse myself.
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:41 pm to TomBuchanan
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noticed shite running down both legs.
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maybe her water broke.
shite and water breaking are two vastly different colors. And consistency. At least it was for my wife and our two children. It was very thick and mucusy - not that y’all asked for that information.
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:45 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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It was diarrhea, but it was mostly clear
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:48 pm to Korkstand
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Korkstand
The consistency was 70 percent water/30 percent shite. What, you never had really watery diarrhea?
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:48 pm to TomBuchanan
No, it was clumpy shite running down both legs
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:48 pm to cubsfan5150
We talking a wet fart or a full on shite?
Wet fart, pretty much monthly
Wet fart, pretty much monthly
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:50 pm to vuvuzela
Full fledged, can't hide it, shite everywhere... In public
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:51 pm to cubsfan5150
Probably when I was a baby then 
This post was edited on 9/6/21 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:52 pm to cubsfan5150
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When was the last time that you shite your pants?
What makes you think it will be the last time?
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:57 pm to Robin Masters
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What makes you think it will be the last time?
Posted on 9/7/21 at 12:00 am to cubsfan5150
Posted on 9/7/21 at 12:10 am to cubsfan5150
I’ve posted this before in the Food poisoning stories thread:
20 years ago I ate at the India’s buffet in Baton Rouge, then got stuck in traffic on I-12.
My stomach began bubbling and cramping shortly after realizing I wasn’t getting to an exit for a long time. I held it in for half an hour, sweating bullets, as waves of pain gripped my gut.
But there was no amount of clenching that could contain the inevitable. Finally I had to let go.
It took another hour to get home after that. Worst commute home ever. Worst walk up 3 flights of stairs ever.
20 years ago I ate at the India’s buffet in Baton Rouge, then got stuck in traffic on I-12.
My stomach began bubbling and cramping shortly after realizing I wasn’t getting to an exit for a long time. I held it in for half an hour, sweating bullets, as waves of pain gripped my gut.
But there was no amount of clenching that could contain the inevitable. Finally I had to let go.
It took another hour to get home after that. Worst commute home ever. Worst walk up 3 flights of stairs ever.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 12:33 am to UndercoverBryologist
quote:I guess if I ever have it went into the toilet and then I wasn't able to measure how much of the diarrhea was water.
The consistency was 70 percent water/30 percent shite. What, you never had really watery diarrhea?
This is just the first time I've ever heard someone describe their shite as "mostly clear".
Posted on 9/7/21 at 12:34 am to cubsfan5150
I almost do it all the time. I like to gamble and see if I can make it to work or have to pull over.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 12:36 am to cubsfan5150
Full blown blowout -8th grade fieldtrip.
Shart- bi annually
Shart- bi annually
Posted on 9/7/21 at 12:41 am to jkylejohnson
quote:Do your friends still give you hell about that?
Full blown blowout -8th grade fieldtrip.
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