re: Ben Ritz floats moving hundreds of thousands of Afghanis to Utah to turn it blue.

Mormons would probably find common cause with these people in their overall conservative culture. These Afghanistan would not understand "celebrating" stuff like homosexuality and they would laugh in public at the drag queens we put out as celebrity. They would be horrified at women getting tattoos and growing beards, thinking they were men.

Come to think about it, I like them.