re: Stripper shortage is causing chaos in the French Quarter as signing bonuses reach records

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The lap dance is always better when the stipper is cryin'....

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Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."