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re: If dudes made notes posted to social media like women
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:28 am to fr33manator
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:28 am to fr33manator
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I don’t know...smoking a wolf is pretty badass.
Smoking some shite, not so much. Plus you get poo on your lips
Its a helluva run on-sentence, but you get my point. I guess I could have thrown in some commas or breaks in there.
For reference:
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Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:28 am to MGP
What you should do it post a fake pic of a large bank account balance and say you made some nice investments in crypto currency.
Women would flock. Then call each of those hoes out as gold diggers after you banged them. Say they were shallow and you want someone to like you for you and not your money.
Women would flock. Then call each of those hoes out as gold diggers after you banged them. Say they were shallow and you want someone to like you for you and not your money.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:29 am to Lazy But Talented
quote:
Most humans want attention and believe they are more important than they really are.
Bingo
And they think people care more than they do.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:33 am to Lickitty Split
quote:
What you should do it post a fake pic of a large bank account balance and say you made some nice investments in crypto currency.
That's one of my new favorites. Everyone posting a screenshot of what's clearly a graph for a stock/crypto. Blur out the values. Insert money sign emojis everywhere.
Gets me every time.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:40 am to Lickitty Split
If I were not drunk I never would have had sex with you. It was late, the bar was closing and my options were low.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:43 am to carhartt
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haven’t changed what type of person they attract. So they keep getting with the same type of guys.
women don't attract, they pick
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:47 am to chillygentilly
Not gonna lie, I love Peaky blinders and I might have quoted it time or again...but I don’t think what you said is a quote from the show
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:47 am to AUturfguy
I was just being a good wingman and you offered to blow me. I don't want to talk to you unless you are offering more blow jobs.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:48 am to Lickitty Split
Solution is quit social media
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:49 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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I was just being a good wingman and you offered to blow me. I don't want to talk to you unless you are offering more blow jobs
2 at 10, 10 at 2,
Vs 1:
Strutting into the bar,
Just like men on a mission,
And the jukebox plays as we walk in,
Clustered there in a group,
Like an enemy troop,
With martinis of vodka and gin,
But there’s always one ugly as sin,
Blocking cocks, like she was lineman,
But she’s taken aback,
When I ask her to dance,
Once I lay on the charm,
Lord she ain’t got a chance
Chorus:
Well my standards get lower when I’ve had a few,
If she’s a 2 at 10, she’ll be a 10 at 2,
Well my Dick does the thinkin,
When I get to drinkin,
But I ain’t got no regrets,
Well it’s a wingman’s job,
To help your baw get laid,
You know that I don’t mind,
Jumping on that grenade,
Yeah her friend might be chunky,
But when I get drunk, see,
I just say,
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Vs 2:
She ain’t got to be pretty,
If she’s got big titties,
‘Cause I’m not a very picky dude,
And even if they’re small,
Well hell I like em all,
If she’ll let me see em in the nude,
Beauty’s only a light,
Switch away,
Get it on,
‘Fore the night,
Turns to day,
Chorus:
Well my standards get lower when I’ve had a few,
If she’s a 2 at 10, she’ll be a 10 at 2,
Well my Dick does the thinkin,
When I get to drinkin,
But I ain’t got no regrets,
Well it’s a wingman’s job,
To help your baw get laid,
You know that I don’t mind,
Jumping on that grenade,
Yeah her friend might be chunky,
But when I get drunk, see,
I just say,
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Bridge:
No one cares ‘bout the yards that you’ve gained,
When the clock hits the end of the game,
‘Cause the numbers up there on the board,
Only count off the times that you’ve scored,
Chorus:
Well my standards get lower when I’ve had a few,
If she’s a 2 at 10, she’ll be a 10 at 2,
Well my Dick does the thinkin,
When I get to drinkin,
But I ain’t got no regrets,
Well it’s a wingman’s job,
To help your baw get laid,
You know that I don’t mind,
Jumping on that grenade,
Yeah her friend might be chunky,
But when I get drunk, see,
I just say,
Doesn’t matter, had sex
In the morning,
I might be perplexed,
But tonight,
Doesn’t Matter,
Had Sex
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:50 am to chalmetteowl
quote:
women don't attract, they pick
That’s even worse. They keep bitching about the guys they’re dating but they keep picking the same type of guy.
It’s seriously funny.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:57 am to carhartt
That’s a different topic but they don’t want mr nice guy. They want the challenge of turning a bad guy good. Then they wonder why they get screwed over.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 12:00 pm to fr33manator
quote:
“You might have been hot but you were a boring lay and your cooter smelled. Plus you bitched about your so called friends way too much”
this hits way too close to home
This post was edited on 5/26/21 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 5/26/21 at 2:10 pm to Lickitty Split
quote:
What you should do it post a fake pic of a large bank account balance and say you made some nice investments in crypto currency.
I remember a story this guy was telling about his not very attractive friend who would get babes. He said his friend would chill close to the ATM and look at the atm trash receipts and take one that had a high balance. After chatting the woman up he'd write his number on the back of that. The woman would often go home with him that night. Apparently you can get fake atm receipts if you want to try it out
Posted on 5/26/21 at 2:21 pm to chillygentilly
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