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J&J Vaccine Recalled After Two People Who Took It Fell Down A Manhole And Died

Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:09 am
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:09 am
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Vaccine Recalled After Two People Who Took It Fell Down A Manhole And Died



Babylon Bee

—The Food and Drug Administration has asked for all Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 vaccines to be recalled and destroyed after two different people who took the vaccine died, both having fallen down open manholes within a week of taking the drug.

“We just want to have an overabundance of caution here,” explained Doctor Anthony Fauci. “That’s why all Johnson & Johnson vaccines are being destroyed, and anyone who has already taken the vaccine is being placed under house arrest to keep them away from streets with manholes.”





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Some are criticizing the recall of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine since nearly seven million people have taken it and only two have fallen down a manhole, making the risk seem minuscule -- especially compared to the death rate of COVID-19. Also, not everyone is sure those deaths are related to the vaccine and believe they may in fact be caused by the carelessness of construction workers.

Dr. Fauci has dismissed these criticisms. “Everyone wants things to make sense, but I think we’ve made it clear that’s not how we approach things,” said Fauci.


Full article at link.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 9:11 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:12 am to
If they hadn’t taken the vaccine and simply fell down the manhole and died, but later had blood work done and it was confirmed that they had Covid, then it would most assuredly be a Covid death.


Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:13 am to
oh Mike...
Posted by SDVTiger
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:13 am to
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Dr. Fauci has dismissed these criticisms. “Everyone wants things to make sense, but I think we’ve made it clear that’s not how we approach things,” said Fauci.


Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11449 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:14 am to
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If they hadn’t taken the vaccine and simply fell down the manhole and died, but later had blood work done and it was confirmed that they had Covid, then it would most assuredly be a Covid death.



Posted by Starcrunch37
Member since Apr 2021
115 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:14 am to
Manhole that’s sexists
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
64898 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:14 am to
Something tells me the people who normally menstruate at the sight of a Bee thread will enjoy this one.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
18425 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:16 am to
Pretty soon every death in the US will be due to COVID or one of the vaccines.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 9:17 am
Posted by member12
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Member since May 2008
32294 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:17 am to
quote:

If they hadn’t taken the vaccine and simply fell down the manhole and died, but later had blood work done and it was confirmed that they had Covid, then it would most assuredly be a Covid death.



Your logic is sound even though it's commenting on a satirical article.

The people attacking these vaccines are using the same faulty reasoning as those that were trying to drive up the Covid death toll last year.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17023 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:21 am to
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Manhole that’s sexists



Person hole?
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11449 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:23 am to
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This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 9:33 am
Posted by Goldensammy
Cypress, TX
Member since Jun 2016
816 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:26 am to
Serious question: If you die due to a vaccine, J&J or other, will life insurance pay out?
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32294 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Serious question: If you die due to a vaccine, J&J or other, will life insurance pay out?


Why wouldn't it?
Posted by Goldensammy
Cypress, TX
Member since Jun 2016
816 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:32 am to
Not sure, which is why I asked. I didn't know if there is standard exclusions for trial meds or non-approved FDA meds. Just curious. I guess I could go read my policy, but I figured the OT would know. I'm sure this differs by state, too.
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:36 am to
But did they have their masks on?
Posted by dewster
Chicago
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:36 am to
The anti-vaxxers are going to hate this thread.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25685 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:42 am to
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But did they have their masks on?


Yes. That’s how they know it definitely wasn’t Covid related.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25685 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:42 am to
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I didn't know if there is standard exclusions for trial meds or non-approved FDA meds.


Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J are FDA approved. Not sure about AstraZeneca.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:44 am to
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Dr. Fauci has dismissed these criticisms. “Everyone wants things to make sense, but I think we’ve made it clear that’s not how we approach things,” said Fauci.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32294 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:48 am to
I love the shot at Fauci!
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