re: Gina Carano’s latest tweet

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I bet she has a nice bush.

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Oh Lord, I'm already developing an infatuation with her, and now you come at with me with this $hit.

To my knowledge, I am quite possibly the world's foremost proponent of bush walking this earth, and I say this without an once of pretentious hyperbole, but you could take the highest paid supermodel in the world with a shaved twat, and any average looking woman off the street with a perfectly inverted triangular muff, and I'm going with the muff 999 times out of 1,000.

And that's a grotesquely conservative ratio because, you know,...math and $hit.

I am not quite sure how this happened, but I'm sure it's purely a Freudian thing as the first images of nude women I saw was from my father's magazine stash of before when shaving down there became vogue, and since then, a woman's pubic hair has always been the alpha and omega of a woman's sexuality and beauty.

Thanks for reading my rant.