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If you kidnapped Lady Gaga's dogs, how do you get away with it?

Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:17 pm
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6269 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:17 pm
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This post was edited on 11/4/23 at 2:04 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36843 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:18 pm to
How does a white person get away with naming their dog “miss Asia” in 2021?!

Imagine the outrage if lady Gaga was a republican
This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 2:19 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17183 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:18 pm to
1. Kill Dog Walker
2. Kidnap Dogs
3. ???
4. Profit




The OT can't help you get out of this one.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11656 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:19 pm to
I mean, its no questions asked.

Just return the dogs an take the money. Easy payday.
Posted by J the tiger fan
Member since Feb 2021
120 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:20 pm to
Are you a narc lol
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5746 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:23 pm to
a good poker face
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:24 pm to
Nice try FBI... Nice try.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14725 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Disturbing video shows shooting of Lady Gaga’s dog walker Ryan Fischer
LINK
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102582 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 3:15 pm to
Somebody who hatches a dognapping plot is not exacyly a criminal mastermind.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4615 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 3:20 pm to
Ask Norm MacDonald and Dave Chapelle.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Disturbing video shows shooting of Lady Gaga’s dog walker Ryan Fischer


Such manly screaming
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74626 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Disturbing video


That scream is disturbing
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Disturbing video shows shooting of Lady Gaga’s dog walker Ryan Fischer
LINK




So he was shot once not 4 times?

You would think his manly voice would have come out after he got shot but nope.....still queer as a 3 dollar bill
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6478 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5123 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 4:40 pm to
Looked and sounded staged as shite, anyone know where the two Nigerian brothers that know Jussie are located?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16321 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 4:48 pm to
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Ok. They've kidnapped the dogs and a man's been shot. Lady Gage cares about one of these things


She is definitely going to take care of the dude for trying to keep the dogs while having a gun pointed at him and then still managing to keep one after getting shot, I don't see why she really has to say anything about that. The dogs are still missing and I would be pretty upset if someone took my dog too.
This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3605 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 4:55 pm to
Claim asylum in North Korea and collect profits from travel pictures posted on the dogs’ Twitter Superfan page for a couple years.

Kim would be totally in because he’d love Gaga to come to North Korea to collect them. Endgame = world peace.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 5:18 pm to
this shite will at least suck some air out of the constant tiger speculation.

the cops are pissed she offered 500k.
people get shot for a lot less.

This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Sidbarret
Charleston, SC
Member since Apr 2008
614 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

You would think his manly voice would have come out after he got shot but nope.....still queer as a 3 dollar bill


Dude refused to give up the dogs at gun gunpoint, took one in the chest, and still managed to hang on to one of them. Pretty badass in my opinion.
Posted by Goonie02
Member since Dec 2019
2797 posts
Posted on 2/25/21 at 5:24 pm to
1. Get a Van
2. Wear a ski mask
3. acquire a .22 pistol
4. locate dog and dog walker
5. drive up behind dog walker
6. exit van and run up to dog walker pointing gun
7. kneecap the dog walker incase of struggle
8. ride off with Gaga's dog
9. post ransom note
10. get ransom money and drop off dog at drop box
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