re: Bay Area man fights off four Norteno gang home invaders, killing one, police say

But at least the writing is so bad, it actually makes the story good.

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Meanwhile, one of the alleged intruders was taken down to the hospital, where he was sentenced to death.

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Court systems in Santa Rose move so swift they put you to death when you show up at the hospital.

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After a while, the California Highway Patrol was asked to collide alone

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Another example of police just following orders regardless of how irrational?

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The woman was booked on suspicion of robbery and the firing of firearms during the robbery, strengthening the gang.

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Gangs feed off of their people getting arrested?

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The allegedly dead intruder was identified as Jedediah Boncutter, 18, in Kelseyville.

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So, now we are not sure if he was dead. Maybe the hospital staff had not had a chance to carry out the death sentence at the time of the article.