re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?

>Be me
>15 years old
>Neighborhood tease calls me late at night
>"Barney, come stand outside my bedroom window. I have a surprise for you"
>Ran Crescent City Classic earlier that day
>Too tired for her shite
>"I'm tired and not in the mood for this. Call me tomorrow."
>She insists
>I walk to her house
>Stand outside her window
>"I'm here"
>Bedroom lights come on
>She starts strip teasing to Milli Vanilli Blame it on the Rain
>See boob
>See bush
>Feeling good
>Her dad comes out front door
>"Who the hell is out there?!?!?! I'll fricking kill you!!!"
>Run like the wind
>Dad gives chase
>Legs like jello
>Waning boner gives me superhuman speed
>Hide behind levee
>Neighborhood tease feels bad and gives me a handy on my front porch the next day.