re: LSU Coyote Theory

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Any manifesto threads come to mind?

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Here it is, the final post by Charles Bronson. But it’s time to get honest with you. Charles is a polite guy, a guy that gets along with most people with any sensibility and morals. But for the last few weeks, Charles has not been his normal illustrious self. Charles has been possessed by a new spirit and with that spirit I am here to speak to each of you, individually and as a group. Are you ready to hear me out? But first, a little history of TigerDroppings.com. But even before that, let me confess something to you. I, Charles, am really TulaneLSU. Some of you expected it; some even knew, but now everyone knows it. Surprised? Now to that history... Chicken and his team of miscreants, who by some mistaken directive of Tyche, were allowed an opportunity for this website to flourish into the cancer it is, deserve nothing but hatred from me and from the rest of the posters here. He and his licentious lynch mob, that follows him around like Bosco’s boys in Marmaduke, rather than take advantage of the opportunity to become a forum community of love, honor, and respect, chose the easy way out, the way that ensured quick money and quick hits. He chose evil and the propagation of evil. Racism, sexism, misogyny, drugs, borderline fascist politics, these are the topics his website actively recruits while deleting and banning posters who can legitimately refute them. He pretends to be open minded by allowing posters who disagree with those ideologies, posters like Rex, but these are the posters who lack any wisdom and any intelligence. So instead, the morally courageous positions become mocked caricatures because the characters the TD staff allow to post objecting opinions are clowns.

So why do I keep coming back? I care about the posters here. I care far more than some delinquent idiot who wants to share secrets about where to buy illegal, terrorist-supporting, damaging drugs. I see before me an army of posters who are lonely, lost, and gullible. Desperate for connection and support from others, the site has enormous healing potential.

But the mods like ByteMe and that fascist pig, Ice Cold, minions of Satan himself, want to make it a den for crooks, liars, and womanizers. They believe their own failure in life should extend to others. They are the real life Lotso, the figure who wants no one to excel because excellence has always been out of his reach. No one is as miserable as the man who wants to make others miserable. But users who have not been corrupted to the core heed this advice, Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked who are like chaff that the wind blows away. Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate, for this place, this miserable house of unworthy, unrepentant sinners is void of any hope of salvation. Sin and salvation are openly mocked. Intelligence and order are routinely dismissed. Love and justice are trampled. Yet, our cause of good is not defeated. The Poet reminds us: How far that little candle throws his beams! / So shines a good deed in a weary world. For we know that it only takes one righteous person for an entire city to be redeemed. Where will that one righteous person come once I am gone?

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