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Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:53 pm
Bee
These guys are on a roll.
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NEW YORK CITY, NY—The 2020 International Emmy Awards have announced their nominees for their hotly anticipated and highly credible award ceremony this year. In addition to giving New York Governor Andrew Cuomo a leadership award for his excellent pandemic leadership and skill in not killing thousands of innocent nursing home residents, the organization has also announced another recipient: Joseph Stalin.
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We can't exactly say that Stalin's hunger relief efforts were totally successful, but he really did try," said International Academy President & CEO, Bruce L. Paisner. "Stalin was a master at crafting a narrative. People tuned in to hear his words of wisdom, even as he starved them to death. That's a skill worthy of honor."
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Stalin will not be the only world leader honored at the 2020 Emmys. Here is a comprehensive list of the other nominees: Mikhail Gorbachev—for outstanding leadership of Chernobyl cleanup
Kim Jong Un—for groundbreaking human rights activism
Hugo Chavez—for innovations in decreasing population of feral cats
Scar the Lion—for bringing together lion and hyena in the Pride Lands
Greta Thunberg—for outstanding performance by a child actor
Gavin Newsom—for electricity management and sidewalk cleanliness in California
Joel Osteen—for scriptural accuracy
Joseph Biden—for being most "clean and articulate" president since Obama
Kamala Harris—for award-winning laugh
Lord Denethor—for outstanding stewardship of Gondor
Kathleen Kennedy—for excellent management of Star Wars franchise
King Solomon—for chastity
McDonald's—for excellence in ice cream machine maintenance
The International Emmys—for most legitimate award organization
These guys are on a roll.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:54 pm to High C
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McDonald's—for excellence in ice cream machine maintenance
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:57 pm to High C
Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:58 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
No, I don’t think so.
Wow
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:58 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Uh, ya think?
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:58 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
I'm glad you pointed this out. We never would have known otherwise.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 1:59 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Nothing gets past you eh Holmes?
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:00 pm to GREENHEAD22
quote:do you have proof of massive widespread jokery?
Pretty sure that is a joke article
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:01 pm to Kafka
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do you have proof of massive widespread jokery?
I think it’s mostly serious jokery.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:01 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Twitter, Facebook and snopes can't tell the difference.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:02 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:05 pm to High C
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Kathleen Kennedy—for excellent management of Star Wars franchise
Truth lol
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:07 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Twitter, Facebook and snopes can't tell the difference.
! Learn more about how no such categories exist in the Emmys.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:31 pm to High C
It's the best news source out there.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:31 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
No way!
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:47 pm to High C
Kamala Harris does have a pretty cute laugh.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 2:57 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Here’s your new avatar.
Posted on 11/21/20 at 3:00 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Pretty sure that is a joke article.
Good god, you should be banned for this
Posted on 11/21/20 at 3:02 pm to GREENHEAD22
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GREENHEAD22
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