re: Mattress Return Costco

Used to be an antique mall next to my office. One of the consigners was dropping of a bed/mattress set that she acquired from a gay couple. The bottom sheet and mattress pad were still on it.

I asked if she had looked at the actual mattress and she said "no." She then looked - stain city. It was jizzed up and more. She was even more upset when I told her that the finials on the bedposts looked like butt plugs (and they did).