re: Florida deputy responds to report of alligator, discovers it's actually a pool float

Central Florida has been ruined. Get out while you can.

What floors me is that all this carpetbagging scum moves to central Florida but doesn’t golf, tennis, fish, bird watch, kayak, swim, shuffleboard, boat or water ski. They like going to bargain clothing outlets and any fastfood place where you can order by number. You can almost hear them getting fatter. And to top it all off they bring their drug addled dependent nieces, nephews and adult children with them to add to the disgustingness and chaos.