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Louisiana native berates LSU fans
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:36 pm
WOW. I have never heard an LSU fan so mad at his fellow fans. Is this feeling prevalent down there?
From Adam Wilson, a West Monroe native, is a regular on the Baton Rouge comedy scene,
To the typical LSU football fanatic: Stop trying to cheat on your wife with that 20-year-old bartender at Walk-On’s (she doesn’t want to have sex with your fat arse) for a second and wake up. Somehow – and this ultimately originates from the sense of entitlement that manifested Charlie McClendon’s “resignation” – we forgot three things:
• When one buys a piece of LSU merchandise, he/she is entitled to a piece of LSU merchandise ONLY.
• When one buys a ticket to an LSU game, he/she is entitled to the viewing, in person, of an LSU game ONLY.
• No one on the face of this earth is entitled to success in football.
Now if you don’t understand this, or even if you disagree with anything so far, you need serious therapy. I suggest you show up at my house so I can lift up your huge gut with my left hand and punch you in your crotch with my right hand (for the latter to take place, the former must be done).
Remember when William Shatner told those Trekkies to “get a life?” Well, morons, consider me your William Shatner, only less pauses and no hairpiece. Quit calling yourselves the “greatest fans in the nation.” Truth is, most of you have an interest in football that can be compared to Mark David Chapman’s interest in John Lennon.
Get a life, people. You dress the same, you talk the same, you take yourselves too seriously, you worship a false god.
Don't all fanbases pretty much dress the same during gameday?
From Adam Wilson, a West Monroe native, is a regular on the Baton Rouge comedy scene,
To the typical LSU football fanatic: Stop trying to cheat on your wife with that 20-year-old bartender at Walk-On’s (she doesn’t want to have sex with your fat arse) for a second and wake up. Somehow – and this ultimately originates from the sense of entitlement that manifested Charlie McClendon’s “resignation” – we forgot three things:
• When one buys a piece of LSU merchandise, he/she is entitled to a piece of LSU merchandise ONLY.
• When one buys a ticket to an LSU game, he/she is entitled to the viewing, in person, of an LSU game ONLY.
• No one on the face of this earth is entitled to success in football.
Now if you don’t understand this, or even if you disagree with anything so far, you need serious therapy. I suggest you show up at my house so I can lift up your huge gut with my left hand and punch you in your crotch with my right hand (for the latter to take place, the former must be done).
Remember when William Shatner told those Trekkies to “get a life?” Well, morons, consider me your William Shatner, only less pauses and no hairpiece. Quit calling yourselves the “greatest fans in the nation.” Truth is, most of you have an interest in football that can be compared to Mark David Chapman’s interest in John Lennon.
Get a life, people. You dress the same, you talk the same, you take yourselves too seriously, you worship a false god.
Don't all fanbases pretty much dress the same during gameday?
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Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:38 pm to Zamoro10
i need two things...his address and a baseball bat.
This post was edited on 7/31/08 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:40 pm to Zamoro10
no one here cares about football?
eta: i didnt understand most of it
eta: i didnt understand most of it
This post was edited on 7/31/08 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:40 pm to Zamoro10
How do you know he's an LSU fan? West Monroe native - sounds like a Warhawk to me. In any case he sounds like a dick. And none of this is very funny for a "comedian."
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:40 pm to Zamoro10
quote:
From Adam Wilson, a West Monroe native, is a regular on the Baton Rouge comedy scene,
Obviously he's a graduate of the Michael Richards School of Stand Up Comedy.
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:41 pm to FrisceauxTiger
That is the same idiot that sucked Brady off for years.
xvi (aka Adam and possibly Zamoro10)
I'm serious...........
The last part is especially funny, considering his affinity to JB all the while bashing Miles.
xvi (aka Adam and possibly Zamoro10)
I'm serious...........
The last part is especially funny, considering his affinity to JB all the while bashing Miles.
This post was edited on 7/31/08 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:42 pm to Zamoro10
so this is your first post, how long you been lurking
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:42 pm to tylercsbn9
sounds to me like somebody took a shite in his coffee at work today...
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:42 pm to Zamoro10
He s just pissed off cause his dream of working in a fastfood place still has not come true! Under qualified ! He needs to go away and stop waisting air for the rest of us....Have a nice day...
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:44 pm to killercoconut
I think it was a stand up routine guys. 
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:45 pm to Zamoro10
sounds like one of these dum count north la fans who claim dallas cowboys are the only football team with any sucess.... ever...
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:46 pm to killercoconut
That is Gerry Dee that posted that. He is still mad that he lost his Ford F-150 contract
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:46 pm to KosmoCramer
quote:
I think it was a stand up routine guys
Then :epicfail: would be appropriate.
This post was edited on 7/31/08 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:51 pm to Zamoro10
quote:Thanks for the info. Baton Rouge must have a pretty shitty comedy scene.
From Adam Wilson, a West Monroe native, is a regular on the Baton Rouge comedy scene,
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:52 pm to LSUsaintsfanla
quote:
sounds like one of these dum count north la fans who claim dallas cowboys are the only football team with any sucess.... ever...
This Shreveport native will kick your Lafayette arse.
Posted on 7/31/08 at 7:53 pm to tylercsbn9
link? 
Posted on 7/31/08 at 8:02 pm to damnstrongtiger
so this is your first post, how long you been lurking
Off and on during football season last year; used to blog on the Sporting News but this site is more interesting. Best college football message board out there...even for a left coast Pac 10 fan like me.
Off and on during football season last year; used to blog on the Sporting News but this site is more interesting. Best college football message board out there...even for a left coast Pac 10 fan like me.
This post was edited on 7/31/08 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 7/31/08 at 8:04 pm to Zamoro10
quote:Welcome!
even for a left coast Pac 10 fan like me.
Posted on 7/31/08 at 8:13 pm to Spawn
quote:
Obviously he's a graduate of the Michael Richards School of Stand Up Comedy.
Posted on 7/31/08 at 8:13 pm to loustuni
Where did you get this? (LINK?)
I hope you didn't see him live and dictate.
I hope you didn't see him live and dictate.
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