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False River pleasure boating.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:12 pm
My wife wants me to drag the boat (23 ft bay boat) over to False River this weekend & just mess around with some friends.
I foresee little to no fishing.
I've never been to False River & wanted to know of what there is to do there. I would generally prefer other bodies of water, as False River looks pretty featureless by map.
Please advise as to what I can expect & provide any recommendations.
Thanks
I foresee little to no fishing.
I've never been to False River & wanted to know of what there is to do there. I would generally prefer other bodies of water, as False River looks pretty featureless by map.
Please advise as to what I can expect & provide any recommendations.
Thanks
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:15 pm to Lowndes45
Launch at Satterfield's, go north for a while and stop at that bar, go south for a while and stop at the other bar.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:16 pm to Shexter
^^^ about all there is to do there...
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:16 pm to Lowndes45
The sand bar has live music and beach volleyball. Don't know if the volleyball is allowed at the moment based on king JBE's edicts. Other than that, there are some decent restaurants around the river. Water sports, relaxing and fishing are what you go to false river to do.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:28 pm to Lowndes45
-You can expect the river to be pretty rough on the weekends as it is always loaded with wake boats and it is surrounded mostly with sea walls. (lot of wake, no place for it to be absorbed)
-Fishing will be tough during the day as it is filled with recreational boats and wake. If you want to fish, I suggest going into the bayous if it gets busy or the wake it bad.
-Sand bar is open they offer decent food. Drinks are pretty expensive.
-Jim's bar recently I heard opened back up, food is decent there too. Would choose sand bar over this place if with family. It is located in a not so pretty area.
-Sand bar has gas on the water, so does satterfields; however, satterfields restaurant and bar are closed.
-Depending on time you plan to launch if using public launch....Sand bar is normally packed and you have to park further away. I would launch at Morels or the place across the river from Sand bar.
-IMO Bueches bar has the best food on the river but they have been take out only for awhile. Would need to call ahead of time.
-I would expect to see and be stopped by game wardens. They love to now use a black un-marked party barge all the time there it has a fixed metal tower and cover. They will also use marked regular T top boats, and small un marked camo boats with gator tail surface drives. Ensure you have everything required and life jackets.
-On the North end of the river, be weary, it does get shallow in certain areas.
-keep your head on a swivel; you can expect plenty of out of towners who are ignorant to general boating etiquette, kids using their parents boats, and jet skiers who think their ski owns the water.
-Watch the no wake zone buoys, The are all along each side of the river.
-If you would like to anchor out and swim; I suggest the south end or the man made sand bar someone recently build. Be weary of trash, etc. in the water if shallow and standing.
-Again....LWLF love that place and going unmarked/undercover. I see it almost every weekend.
Think that'll do.
-Fishing will be tough during the day as it is filled with recreational boats and wake. If you want to fish, I suggest going into the bayous if it gets busy or the wake it bad.
-Sand bar is open they offer decent food. Drinks are pretty expensive.
-Jim's bar recently I heard opened back up, food is decent there too. Would choose sand bar over this place if with family. It is located in a not so pretty area.
-Sand bar has gas on the water, so does satterfields; however, satterfields restaurant and bar are closed.
-Depending on time you plan to launch if using public launch....Sand bar is normally packed and you have to park further away. I would launch at Morels or the place across the river from Sand bar.
-IMO Bueches bar has the best food on the river but they have been take out only for awhile. Would need to call ahead of time.
-I would expect to see and be stopped by game wardens. They love to now use a black un-marked party barge all the time there it has a fixed metal tower and cover. They will also use marked regular T top boats, and small un marked camo boats with gator tail surface drives. Ensure you have everything required and life jackets.
-On the North end of the river, be weary, it does get shallow in certain areas.
-keep your head on a swivel; you can expect plenty of out of towners who are ignorant to general boating etiquette, kids using their parents boats, and jet skiers who think their ski owns the water.
-Watch the no wake zone buoys, The are all along each side of the river.
-If you would like to anchor out and swim; I suggest the south end or the man made sand bar someone recently build. Be weary of trash, etc. in the water if shallow and standing.
-Again....LWLF love that place and going unmarked/undercover. I see it almost every weekend.
Think that'll do.
This post was edited on 8/18/20 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:45 pm to southern686
Thanks for the advice.
I figured wake-driven chop would be an issue due to the absence of safe harbors or sloughs.
I hate dealing with water patrol, even when squeaky clean.
I may lobby for launching out of Port Vincent instead.
I figured wake-driven chop would be an issue due to the absence of safe harbors or sloughs.
I hate dealing with water patrol, even when squeaky clean.
I may lobby for launching out of Port Vincent instead.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:54 pm to southern686
Just wondering what loop hole those bars used (actually, who they know?)
Posted on 8/18/20 at 3:56 pm to Lowndes45
quote:
I figured wake-driven chop would be an issue due to the absence of safe harbors or sloughs.
I hate it and we have a pontoon boat. It slowly has gotten worse over the years with more people installing sea walls thus less wake absorption; combined with bigger wake boats equipped with ballast for wake surfing.
It is not terrible, but it in a smaller aluminum boat it can be exhausting if the river is packed.
quote:
I hate dealing with water patrol, even when squeaky clean.
They are not terrible, just was saying be mindful of it. If you are young with a younger crowd on the boat, they may stop you for a quick check. Otherwise, you have to be doing something pretty stupid to get stopped. The average Joe with his wife and kids just enjoying the water very rarely will be stopped. Most of my run ins with them have been very pleasant, and this is coming from someone under 30.
Regardless of where you go,
Safe boating!
This post was edited on 8/18/20 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 8/18/20 at 4:05 pm to Boudreaux35
quote:
ust wondering what loop hole those bars used (actually, who they know?)
This is all local talk.
Jims and Bueches did not have a restaurant license. They first closed, then had enough of waiting so they re-opened as "restaurants" with no in door smoking and some tables setup. After the weekend that Sand Dollar in GI got shut down Jim I believe closed, and Bueches went to take out food only. Jims apparently got their restaurant license and now back fully open as a "restaurant". From what I heard Bueches is still waiting on theirs.
Satterfields restaurant closed at the beginning. Since then they announced permanent closure, and putting it up for sale. The bar below it "the landing" closed, then opened, then closed again following JBE orders. They never could claim to be a restaurant since the food they served was from the actual satterfields restaurant upstairs and it has been closed permanently.
Sand bar......I have the slightest clue how that place has not been shut down. I know they already have strikes on their License to serve alcohol and they have been bucking every rule. They have had multiple bands, never closed not once, no real restrictions, vollyball, and firework displays. Hell the very band Parish County Line that got Sand Dollar Marina shut down (for not even playing on their property or hired by sanddollar) played at Sandbar recently i think for the 4th. I do know they are a "bar and grill" and apparently have a restaurant licences? So maybe they skirted the BS with that, and using the claim "out door seating" etc.
Again, all rumors. Don't take it for truth.
ETA
Not a restaurant licence, but a permit. I think they are issued by ATC as well, and are different from just a permit to sell alcohol like a bar.
This post was edited on 8/18/20 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 8/18/20 at 4:12 pm to Lowndes45
If you have kids on board, Sunny Perch on the north end is always a good stop to dock for snowballs. Super nice lady who is somehow related to Austin Bain of LSU baseball fame.
https://www.sunperchvilla.com/
https://www.sunperchvilla.com/
Posted on 8/18/20 at 5:15 pm to southern686
I’m not from BR but after reviewing your list and the map, is there something I’m missing about why people like it there? Feel like I’d rather sit at the house.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 5:30 pm to tadman
I am dragging the boat there from points east. I've never operated in that area, which is why I posted the query.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 5:33 pm to tadman
I would assume it's mainly because of the location.
-not far from hwy 190, baton Rouge, or st. Francisville.
-good scenery
-good variety of food, drink, and hang out spots.
-easy to navigate water without any submerged hazards to worry about.
-many public, nice, and easy public launches for boats.
-great people in the area
Don't sit at home, you will not regret False river. It's a great time.
-not far from hwy 190, baton Rouge, or st. Francisville.
-good scenery
-good variety of food, drink, and hang out spots.
-easy to navigate water without any submerged hazards to worry about.
-many public, nice, and easy public launches for boats.
-great people in the area
Don't sit at home, you will not regret False river. It's a great time.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 6:26 pm to Lowndes45
get some of the fried ribeye bites from Bueches for me
Posted on 8/18/20 at 7:39 pm to tadman
quote:
tadman
I’m not from BR but after reviewing your list and the map, is there something I’m missing about why people like it there? Feel like I’d rather sit at the house.
It’s a lake, people enjoy doing things on the water just like any other lake. I will admit I do avoid it on the weekends for the most part though.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 8:39 pm to Lowndes45
quote:
figured wake-driven chop would be an issue due to the absence of safe harbors or sloughs.
I hate dealing with water patrol, even when squeaky clean.
I may lobby for launching out of Port Vincent instead.
Please do. You sound like quite the pain in
The arse with whom one would have to go boating.
Posted on 8/18/20 at 11:50 pm to Lowndes45
Also recommend Satterfield's.
Don't sweat not being able to fish too much, you really aren't missing a whole lot. Great place to go for a relaxing ride with a good view.
Don't sweat not being able to fish too much, you really aren't missing a whole lot. Great place to go for a relaxing ride with a good view.
Posted on 8/19/20 at 5:58 am to Lowndes45
Go to Pass Manchac and get crabs at the Gator's Den.
Posted on 8/19/20 at 12:23 pm to tadman
quote:
I’m not from BR but after reviewing your list and the map, is there something I’m missing about why people like it there? Feel like I’d rather sit at the house.
False River had some of the best fishing in the entire south once upon a time, and used to host major bass tournaments.
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