re: Have any funny triggering Karens with offensive mask stories?

Excellent TEXN. Now I gotta put on my stupid mask & go into Lowe's with a million other people... Wife has lockdown cabin fever & is making me paint the damn living room tonight.

I was in Costco recently and not wearing a mask because I never do, "medical condition" you know. Looking at an item midway down an aisle and guy with a bandana (not even N95) over his face mutters "a-hole" under his breath as he walks by and glares at me.

Since I'd been looking at cereal or something, I wasn't sure I believed what I heard, so I call after him "say what?" He doesn't acknowledge and keeps walking.

So I watch down the aisle to see which way he turns and I take the same aisle on an intercept path.
He's giving me the 'go to hell' look and I said "do you have a problem? would you like one?" He keeps the death stare and keeps walking but says nothing.

Again, watch to see which way he turns and plot another intercept course. More looks from him but nothing else, so I said "Nothing to say face to face eh? I get it, you're not only ignorant you're a coward to boot - no surprise Karen!" He's still got the go-to-hell looks but doesn't say anything or stop.

Third time (yeah I'm pushing it, I know): Which turn does he make, intercept course again. He's looking down at his shopping cart like it just killed his dog and I gave him my best shite-eating grin and said "howdy again chickenshit!".



For the record, I'd have been happy to tell him I wasn't wearing a mask due to a medical condition and that that IS a stated exemption as per Costco policy but he just had to go passive-aggressive with the 'a-hole' comment under his breath.

So to hell with that cuck Karen!

Why would you not tell her off?