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re: Not Really Political But I Like You People; I Just Committed A Faux Pas
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:15 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:15 pm to LuckyTiger
To keep it political, try telling the story as if Biden were telling it:
“Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, stammering.
She gave me a stare, like she wanted to rub the hair down on my legs.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
"Now look here, FAT!," I said, in the vernacular of Corn-Pop. "You're a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier!"
Obviously taken aback at the amount of push-ups I could do behind the shed, she asked "what the hell is a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier?"
Aggravated, I had to lay it out for her in painful detail: "It's that which we hold these troolfs to be self-ebbident, that all fat by which in... the, well you know ... the THING!"
“Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, stammering.
She gave me a stare, like she wanted to rub the hair down on my legs.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
"Now look here, FAT!," I said, in the vernacular of Corn-Pop. "You're a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier!"
Obviously taken aback at the amount of push-ups I could do behind the shed, she asked "what the hell is a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier?"
Aggravated, I had to lay it out for her in painful detail: "It's that which we hold these troolfs to be self-ebbident, that all fat by which in... the, well you know ... the THING!"
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:17 pm to PhDoogan
I’m sure retreating to TD to post this story while still there is helping your case
Posted on 5/19/20 at 10:27 pm to PhDoogan
quote:I just laughed way too hard at this.
Aggravated, I had to lay it out for her in painful detail: "It's that which we hold these troolfs to be self-ebbident, that all fat by which in... the, well you know ... the THING!"
Thanks.
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