Who’s your favorite Twitter troll?

Mine is Three Year Letterman. His whole shtick is that he’s a “youth football coaching legend”. He gives advice to athletes and politicians on Twitter. He’s blocked by tons of people.


This is the “about me” section on his website.

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I am a Youth Football Coaching Legend

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I know about winning, because I've been doing it my entire life.

And you don't just have to take my word for it - the proof is emblazoned on the ring I wear for the high school football region championship (3-way tie) we won senior year, as well as the three stripes on the letter jacket I still proudly wear some 20 years later.

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But my successes are not limited to the football field. As the supervisor for a home entertainment installation crew, I rake in $29.35/hr plus bennies and a free cell phone.

This allows me to live in an apartment complex with a pool, computer lab, and passcode-protected security gate.

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It is rare to find me not wearing a pair of freshly-pressed black jeans, wraparound Oakley sunglasses (even indoors), 7-8 pumps of Tim McGraw Southern Blend cologne, and, of course, a determined look on my face.

I spend thousands of dollars a year at Beef O'Brady's, where I watch most major sporting events with my DC while consuming Miller Lite, Fireball shots, and steak nachos.

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Just from the last week:






















Even Tyrann Mathieu is a fan.