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Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:01 am
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:01 am
Today in History: March 11
0537 The Goths lay siege to Rome.
1845 Seven hundred Maoris led by their chief, Hone-Heke, burn the small town of Kororareka in protest at the settlement of Maoriland by Europeans, in breach with the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi.
1861 A Confederate Convention is held in Montgomery, Ala., where the new constitution is adopted.
1888 A disastrous blizzard hits the northeastern United States. Some 400 people die, mainly from exposure.
1905 The Parisian subway is officially inaugurated.
1941 President Franklin D. Roosevelt authorizes the Lend-Lease Act which authorizes the act of giving war supplies to the Allies.
1942 General Douglas MacArthur leaves Bataan for Australia.
1969 Levi-Strauss starts to sell bell-bottomed jeans.
1973 An FBI agent is shot at Wounded Knee in South Dakota.
Born on March 11
1885 Sir Michael Campbell, the first motorist to exceed 300 mph.
1908 Lawrence Welk, orchestra leader.
JOTD
9 months later!!!
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out,'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Keith's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
She just died and left me everything.'
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:05 am to Armymann50
Good morning Army of one.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:06 am to Armymann50
Good morning
Still haven’t slept and have to go to work in 3 hours
Still haven’t slept and have to go to work in 3 hours
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:09 am to ehidal1
You have done shitty things in your past that are keeping you awake. Make restitution.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:32 am to Bama and Beer
Banging any strange lately?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:41 am to Armymann50
Good morning Hope y’all have a great day.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:51 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Armymann and the OT;gmt:
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:29 am to Armymann50
Here is the right one Let's try this again. Have a marvelous day!
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:47 am to Papa Tigah
Gm thrayers
Can’t sleep. On my way to collect my b1g1 whataburger chicken biscuit
Can’t sleep. On my way to collect my b1g1 whataburger chicken biscuit
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:53 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Team
Hump Day!
Hump Day!
Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:57 am to liz18lsu
quote:
Have a marvelous day!
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 6:00 am
Posted on 3/11/20 at 6:11 am to liz18lsu
Thanks Liz! Woke up, saw two GMTs. Thought I was drunk and I only had one glass of wine last night!
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 7:02 am
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