re: Perhaps the most accurate “What he looks like” ever featuring Dabo

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Jackie McMullin looks like the lady who accidentally spills a glass of red wine on the carpet in a commercial for a deep cleaning vacuum.

Sam Darnold looks like a Lego firefighter

CJ McCollum looks like the best friend on a TV sitcom.

Ed Orgeron looks like Fred Flintstone’s brother, Ed Flintstone.

Mina Kimes looks like your girlfriend’s roommate who answers the door to tell you, “she doesn’t want to talk to you right now”

Will Cain looks like your wife’s brother who borrows money from you, begs you to keep it secret to spare him the embarrassment, then uses your money to look like a big shot in front of the family.

Quinn Snyder looks like your neighbor whose work-life balance is so shot that he hastily mows the lawn each week in this three-piece suit and waves to you yelling, “living the dream, Mark” as he closes the garage and heads back into the house.