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Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25135 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:32 pm
We had family over for Christmas Eve. My mother came early to help us cook and my mom saw someone coming up the driveway. (Nobody was supposed to be there for another hour)

Then she said, "It's a black guy with a big package." My wife turned to me and whispered, "That's what she said."

That had to be the best TWSS. I love my wife. Thought it was funny and had to share.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5448 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:33 pm to
That is FANTASTIC!!
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
9175 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:33 pm to
Why did you wait four days to share this with us?
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2968 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:33 pm to
You know the rules
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55797 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:33 pm to
Did you ask your wife how big it really was?
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25135 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

Why did you wait four days to share this with us?


I had shite to do. Haven't been on the information superhighway in a few days.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Then she said, "It's a black guy with a big package." My wife turned to me and whispered, "That's what she said."


Well isn’t that what she said?

Did she say anything different?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83369 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:36 pm to
Pics of black guy’s package?
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25135 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Pics of black guy’s package?

WTF? You ghey?
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6588 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

I love my wife.


We do too.

Now go ahead and post pics for everybody else who doesn't know what she looks like.
Posted by SnarkOff
Member since Dec 2019
10 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:37 pm to
Pics of your wife or we assume she looks like Fiona from Shrek
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9269 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:37 pm to
tObsession with the BBC continues here at every hour on the OT.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55281 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Fiona from Shrek
this will be my answer next time someone here asks what I look like
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26980 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

My wife

you know the rule, bruh....
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16233 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 6:04 pm to
If no pic of wife, at least a pic of mom?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12113 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83369 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

WTF? You ghey?


Why, are you free tonight?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60582 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 7:53 pm to
Stranger Damger!!!



Just a Little Dream.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21659 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 8:17 pm to
Way to go young lady!
Posted by Boaty_McBoatface
Member since Nov 2019
121 posts
Posted on 12/28/19 at 9:24 pm to
So your wife has bought in to the porno industry fallacy that black dudes got them some big thangs, although it’s been proven that it’s bullshite. Congrats on her sucking down some BC in order to find out if it’s true
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