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re: LUNCH THRAY---"what is your stupid lunch t'day" as if i care edition

Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108287 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

A man goes into hospital with 6 plastic horses up his butt.........

The doctors described his condition as stable.



dude is a horse' arse
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39508 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Was that a fat joke?


Nope. Horses live in stalls, in barns. It was more of a weak word-play thing.

quote:

And I don’t ignore you which is an honor. I only post to about 5 people in here


I am honored. I will try and think of something to do to celebrate. In 1998, when my wife got pregnant, I gave up drinking. I only imbibe yearly, occasionally skipping a year so I may need some suggestions.

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108287 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:58 pm to
hey, you wanna be my e-friend?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114185 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:59 pm to
What do you call an Amish dude with his hands in a horse’s mouth?








A mechanic.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65526 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:00 pm to
lol at you
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
27582 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Yeah but he is still averaging 5.5 yards a carry. JAX has a backup QB and shitty line. They are shite in the red zone. Does that make Fournette a bad RB?



His avg. is 5.0 which is bolstered by a great day against the awful Broncos where he averaged 7.8 yds and amassed 225 yards with 81 of them coming from a single run.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108287 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:03 pm to
"hello golden corral, my name is w-cup and i'd like to reserve a table for 1 pleze"
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39508 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

amassed 225 yards with 81 of them coming from a single run.


Yeah, he sucks. They should trade him to a team who has an OL with a pulse.

I remember when an 81 yd run and a total of 225 made you an all-pro.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65526 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:07 pm to
pros:
-easier to get 1 seat at the bar than 2
-i dont have to pay for anyone else
-no one takes my keys away, and tells me i shouldnt drive

cons:
-loneliness
-awkward convos with strangers
-are you saving this seat? would you mind sitting somewhere else so me and my _ can sit here?

i must go on
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108287 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:08 pm to
clyde edwards eclair >>> lenny "booger nation" 4-net
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107099 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:08 pm to
Poor Winston
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
27582 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Yeah, he sucks. They should trade him to a team who has an OL with a pulse.



Now would be the time to do it before the rookie contract is up.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65526 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

"booger nation"

Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
37439 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

emotional support animal

that's how i identify on paperwork
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107099 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:11 pm to
Awwww

I bet you are extra cuddly
Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
37439 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:12 pm to
pleasantly plump are the words you are looking for
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108287 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:12 pm to
aspy is lonely af too...you 2 should have a lonely-off contest.

ok, on 3 yawl both start staring at the wall......123 and go.


dis gon be good
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 4:14 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108287 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107099 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:15 pm to
I win
Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
37439 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:17 pm to
want to swap accounts for a few days?

i feel like we can help each other's street cred
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