Who here wears cargos?

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Used to make pledges carry bricks in them

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No, no you didn’t

I do.

Keys, phone, wallet....

Hung up my jorts several years back.

Magnums and a pint of gin

you trying to pocket carry?

I only own a few. When I do wear them i keep my keys, phone and wallet in the pockets. Also when i would take my kid to chuck e. cheese i would use one pocket to keep all of the tickets in one of those pockets.

I have no cargos in my closet or drawers

Why would I wear cargos? I like getting laid.

I have some FR pants that are cargos. I keep tools, notepads, wires, etc in them when my other pockets are full

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If so what do you carry around in all those pockets?

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I wear cargo pants every day at work. I am an IT guy for an auto group. One perk is uniforms from the company the mechanic get theirs from. (IT Director used to be a mechanic.) We all wear the same getup. $5 a week gets me washed and pressed clothes.

Eye drops, chap stick, pocket knife in left pocket. Big sceen smart phone in thick big case in left cargo pocket. Right pocket is empty. Keys/rings in my right cargo pocket. Wallet and check register in my back left pocket. Back right pocket is empty.

It is retarded I responded to this with such seriousness, but I am fairly buzzed.