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Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:28 pm
I recently moved from Baton Rouge to A small town in Montgomery, Alabama due to a job offer. Back home I would say I had an average ability to pick up girls that I actually wanted to pick up. Here in Alabama I am struggling to say the least. It's not because I can't get anyone, but it's because I don't even want anyone here. It has become so miserable that I have become interested in this chick I met online that's from Lithuania but lives in London for the past decade. She has all the qualities look wise I like in my women. Slender, pale skin, green eyes, and carries herself well. Never believed in meddling with internet girls, but it was by accident. I didn't go looking for one through stupid dating sites. Just through a game in which you befriend people through Facebook. Maybe I could use some sense talked into me because the blonde hair and her whole frickin face is haunting to a point where I might just actually get a passport to London. I walk around here in gumpland and it doesn't help my cause. She blows everyone out the water here. Do I need to go to London on a leap of faith, or do I need to just come home?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59051 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:28 pm to
You need to use paragraphs.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to
It’s not them. It’s you.
Posted by CruiseControl
South Shore
Member since Jul 2019
17 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to
Coming up next on this episode of Catfish..
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6023 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to
How much money do you have?

Not anymore.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to
Yes, please leave Alabama and go to London.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8782 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to
You know that’s a dude behind the pictures right?
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45284 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to
You have come to the right place.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26842 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:30 pm to
IN! THIS! BITCH!
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:30 pm to
If you need paragraphs to read that then I don't want advice from you lol
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:30 pm to
Hope you didnt have any phone sex yet. Cuz 99.9% chance that's some dude in India catfishing the frick out of you
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45650 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to
Stop overthinking about this fantasy chick and download bumble ffs
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16627 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to
So let me get this right.

You say you used to pick up chicks in the quad.

You’ve graduated and moved to another shithole. Think your above these broads.

Now your getting catfished by some chick in New Delhi.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22568 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to
Go to London. At least you’ll have a good story to tell after you meet the dude behind the pics.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52953 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

moved from Baton Rouge to A small town in Montgomery, Alabama

How is that house in Selma treating you? Termite damage?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36355 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

where I might just actually get a passport to London.


You don't know how passports work
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:32 pm to
If that's the case and I find out I'm going to punch the ever living shite out of some poor tech support Indian guy just because
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15668 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8782 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:32 pm to
You’d think someone bitching about living in Gumpington would use paragraphs right?
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:33 pm to
I actually don't. Only traveled abroad through military
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