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Help me out with something...
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:28 pm
I recently moved from Baton Rouge to A small town in Montgomery, Alabama due to a job offer. Back home I would say I had an average ability to pick up girls that I actually wanted to pick up. Here in Alabama I am struggling to say the least. It's not because I can't get anyone, but it's because I don't even want anyone here. It has become so miserable that I have become interested in this chick I met online that's from Lithuania but lives in London for the past decade. She has all the qualities look wise I like in my women. Slender, pale skin, green eyes, and carries herself well. Never believed in meddling with internet girls, but it was by accident. I didn't go looking for one through stupid dating sites. Just through a game in which you befriend people through Facebook. Maybe I could use some sense talked into me because the blonde hair and her whole frickin face is haunting to a point where I might just actually get a passport to London. I walk around here in gumpland and it doesn't help my cause. She blows everyone out the water here. Do I need to go to London on a leap of faith, or do I need to just come home?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:28 pm to DlineU
You need to use paragraphs.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to DlineU
Coming up next on this episode of Catfish..
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to jimbeam
How much money do you have?
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to DlineU
Yes, please leave Alabama and go to London.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to DlineU
You know that’s a dude behind the pictures right?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:29 pm to DlineU
You have come to the right place.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:30 pm to CaptainsWafer
If you need paragraphs to read that then I don't want advice from you lol
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:30 pm to DlineU
Hope you didnt have any phone sex yet. Cuz 99.9% chance that's some dude in India catfishing the frick out of you
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to DlineU
Stop overthinking about this fantasy chick and download bumble ffs
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to DlineU
So let me get this right.
You say you used to pick up chicks in the quad.
You’ve graduated and moved to another shithole. Think your above these broads.
Now your getting catfished by some chick in New Delhi.
You say you used to pick up chicks in the quad.
You’ve graduated and moved to another shithole. Think your above these broads.
Now your getting catfished by some chick in New Delhi.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to DlineU
Go to London. At least you’ll have a good story to tell after you meet the dude behind the pics.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to DlineU
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moved from Baton Rouge to A small town in Montgomery, Alabama
How is that house in Selma treating you? Termite damage?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:31 pm to DlineU
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where I might just actually get a passport to London.
You don't know how passports work
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:32 pm to PipelineBaw
If that's the case and I find out I'm going to punch the ever living shite out of some poor tech support Indian guy just because
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:32 pm to CaptainsWafer
You’d think someone bitching about living in Gumpington would use paragraphs right?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:33 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
I actually don't. Only traveled abroad through military
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