- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

What is harder at Tex-Mex restaurant...eating no chips at all or stopping at seven chips?
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:31 am
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:31 am
As you may recall, my assistant, Dhillip, has an unhealthy addiction to tortilla chips. Upon his return last month, I took him to see my doctor who is very aggressive when it comes to diet. Anyhow, she told him he needs to lay off the queso and chips among other things...but she acknowledged that the D-man immediately going cold turkey on chips was too drastic...so she asked that he stop at 5-7 chips.
So, I took him to a local Tex-Mex joint (I would rather not say the name of the place)...and the Molina's waitress immediately brought out the chips and salsa. Keep in mind that I am completely off chips. I gave them up for Lent, binged hard on Easter Sunday and haven't had them since.
I watched him scarf down seven chips in a matter of seconds...he reached for an 8th chip, thinking I wasn't counting, but I quickly pulled the basket away. He started to get fidgety, his hands shaking and I saw him start to sweat.
I had to go to the bathroom but held it in because I knew what would happen if I left the table. He tried to order Chicken nachos for his main entree but I shot that down.
This is the second time I have been to a Tex-Mex joint since Easter and I have twice been able to refrain from eating chips. I think stopping at seven chips is akin to torture...
Thoughts?
So, I took him to a local Tex-Mex joint (I would rather not say the name of the place)...and the Molina's waitress immediately brought out the chips and salsa. Keep in mind that I am completely off chips. I gave them up for Lent, binged hard on Easter Sunday and haven't had them since.
I watched him scarf down seven chips in a matter of seconds...he reached for an 8th chip, thinking I wasn't counting, but I quickly pulled the basket away. He started to get fidgety, his hands shaking and I saw him start to sweat.
I had to go to the bathroom but held it in because I knew what would happen if I left the table. He tried to order Chicken nachos for his main entree but I shot that down.
This is the second time I have been to a Tex-Mex joint since Easter and I have twice been able to refrain from eating chips. I think stopping at seven chips is akin to torture...
Thoughts?
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:32 am to Chicken
Dhillip sounds like a fatass
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:32 am to Chicken
What's easier...stop after taking her shirt off or after she takes your pants off.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:33 am to Chicken
I think Dhillip's doctor should shut the frick up.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:33 am to Chicken
Once you pop you just can't stop
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:33 am to Chicken
quote:
Thoughts?
Was Owlfan the busboy?
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:33 am to Chicken
Are you and dhillip in a romantic relationship?
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:34 am to Tiger Ryno
quote:after this no means yes
after she takes your pants off.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:36 am to Chicken
quote:
Thoughts?
7.
That was one of your best stories. You are one of the best. Awesome the way you look out for your buddy like that.
St. Chicken.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:36 am to Chicken
The Dphillip relationship sounds troubling


Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:37 am to Chicken
Seek help, professionally.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:38 am to Chicken
Depends on the place. At Torchy's you have to say frick it and get the queso and salsa.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:39 am to Chicken
Just realIzed Oweo is a Chicken alter
This post was edited on 7/10/19 at 11:40 am
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:40 am to Chicken
Just the thought of someone counting my chips or pulling the basket away is making me irrationally angry
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:40 am to Chicken
I'd tell the doctor to get fricked.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:42 am to VermilionTiger
quote:
Just realIzed Oweo is a Chicken alter
Negative Back in the Golden Age of the OT they were at an OT tailgate same time
Popular
Back to top

38













