re: Most underrated It's Always Sunny moments.

Dennis: Cricket, walk us through a day in your life.

Cricket: Day in the life...ok. Well, uh, the other morning, I wake up, I find a dog sniffing at my wound. He's fully aroused, mind you. So I think, what does this jerk want? Of course I know what he wants. He's looking at my right in the eyes, he does not have to say it...not that he could.

:sucks on lemon:

Cricket: Ohhhhh, that is...that is tart! That is really tart. I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? I don't know, maybe? I'm not gonna sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog. That's God's work -- well, not that I believe in God -- I don't, not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.