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Woman Sues Samsung For $1.8 Million After Cell Phone Gets Stuck Inside Her VJ
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:36 am
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:36 am
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.
Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress BECAUSE of the whole ordeal.
Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.
Attorney Jim McAfee’s claims his client was FORCED to undergo a cesarean section to remove the cell phone because of the atypical SHAPE of her pelvis.
His CLIENT is also SUFFERING from even more STRESS because she had no insurance at the time and because of all the PUBLICITY from the News Media
A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table.
“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode and put it inside of me - just for fun of course, ($1.8 million worth) but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told Judge Andrew Peterson in tears.
“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress BECAUSE of the whole ordeal.
Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.
Attorney Jim McAfee’s claims his client was FORCED to undergo a cesarean section to remove the cell phone because of the atypical SHAPE of her pelvis.
His CLIENT is also SUFFERING from even more STRESS because she had no insurance at the time and because of all the PUBLICITY from the News Media
A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table.
“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode and put it inside of me - just for fun of course, ($1.8 million worth) but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told Judge Andrew Peterson in tears.
“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:37 am to tigerband6971
she didn't learn the first couple of times?
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:37 am to tigerband6971
You can literally sue for anything and there are tons of lawyers lining up for this bs.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to tigerband6971
I hope Gordon is taking notes.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to tigerband6971
This is why you never borrow someone else’s phone to make a call
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to tigerband6971
quote:
“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals”
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to tigerband6971
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:46 am
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to tigerband6971
quote:
Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Gordon is taking copious notes.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to JG77056
quote:
This is why you never borrow someone else’s phone to make a call
OR, maybe you do?
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to tigerband6971
It’s sad that this isn’t an article published in the Onion.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to tigerband6971
We need a link.
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:40 am
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to WoWyHi
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This can't be real.
It’s fake. It was written by some satire site.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:40 am to 1BamaRTR
What's sad is you have to ask these days.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:41 am to tigerband6971
Not real but i'm sure some women have stuck them up there before
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:41 am to tigerband6971
I bet she’s a lot of fun
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:41 am to WoWyHi
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