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re: "Salad Fingers" Ole Miss professor gets tenure

Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:06 pm to
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"Don't just interrupt a senator's meal, y'all," Thomas wrote. "Put your whole damn fingers in their salads. Take their apps and distribute them to the other diners. Bring boxes and take their food home with you on the way out. They don't deserve your civility."




How much trouble would a diner be in if the professor drew back 5 broken fingers and other various injuries? I'd assume none at all.
Posted by Hogs78
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2019
963 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:36 pm to
Break their fingers if they dare! Wonder what would happen to them in the old west?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17823 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 1:53 pm to
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How much trouble would a diner be in if the professor drew back 5 broken fingers and other various injuries? I'd assume none at all.


I'll put a steak knife through the back of anyone's hand who interferes with my City Grocery dining experience
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