re: The United States of America, ranked from best to worst

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Welcome To Louisiana , we be doing festivals,
all types of festivals, the fruits & the vegetables.
The Peach got a festival,
the Corn got a festival.
You probably think I'm lying, but the Pie got a festival.

Verse: Welcome To Louisiana, we be doing all that. And, I promise when you get back to where you're from, you gonna call back. Everything good, the food is real good. When we be Que'in on the Red, we do it with real wood. Pecan tree chopped up, put the chips in the charcoal. Hotter than my c.d., shrink wrapped with the barcode. Welcome to the heart of where it all be at, where the rubber meet the road, and where the ball meet the bat. Marksville, Hickory Hill, Alexandria, Pineville, Leesville, Winn Parish...don't forget Winnfield. Mamou, Morrow, Bunkie, and Cheneyville. Lecompte, Hessmer, Spring Bayou, and Bay Hills. Kingsville, Ball, Mansura, Olla...can't forget New Orleans, tell Baton Rouge holla. Lake Charles, check! Shreveport, check! Opelousas got a check, can't forget Lafayette. Chorus: Welcome to Louisiana, we be doing festivals. All types of festivals, fruits & the vegetables. Peach got a festival, Corn got a festival, the Cochon De Lait, and the Pecan got a festival.

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