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The Scorpions are the most inconsistent weapons in history

Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:32 pm
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83151 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:32 pm
one week they are literally cruise missiles with gps and heat detection capabilities

the next, they're practically useless

It's a good thing mankind has evolved enough to solve this riddle
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82711 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:34 pm to
Yeah, another thing that bothered me about this...one week they're firing 20 at a time, this week it's 1 at a time
Posted by lob1284
Houma by birth
Member since Mar 2006
4958 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:39 pm to
I’m not as bothered by this. It felt to me like it was established that Dany and Drogon could dodge their spears when he could see them vs being blindsided while flying much slower and more causally. Also Dany had plenty of time to prepare after understanding exactly where euron’s fleet would be and she saw all the scorpions lining KL’s perimeter wall

I still think it’s fair to question how she couldn’t see euron’s fleet hiding last episode given her vantage point.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2914 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:39 pm to
I guess I’m one of the few people on earth that has enjoyed S8, but the scorpions going from OP dragon destroyers to useless made no sense and is dumb.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58281 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:41 pm to
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not as bothered by this. It felt to me like it was established that Dany and Drogon could dodge their spears when he could see them vs being blindsided while flying much slower and more causally. Also Dany had plenty of time to prepare after understanding exactly where euron’s fleet would be and she saw all the scorpions lining KL’s perimeter wall

I still think it’s fair to question how she couldn’t see euron’s fleet hiding last episode given her vantage point.


I got some property in Arizona I could sell you. It has a view of the ocean.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10334 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:46 pm to
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one week they are literally cruise missiles with gps and heat detection capabilities the next, they're practically useless



You forgot they went from semi-automatics to single shot muskets
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37882 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:04 am to
Seemed like she came at them from directly above this time, with the sun behind her. Euron was shielding his eyes when he was trying to find her.

At the castle she could also dive straight down, since the scorpions were all aimed outward.

Big difference between encountering a new weapon and planning an attack on a known weapon.
Posted by PEPE
Member since Jun 2018
8198 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:16 am to
They served their purpose as a Hollywood plot device. The show completely gave up on anything remotely reasonable this season.

I'm enjoying the ride but the show has gone full Hollywood schlock
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78177 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:18 am to
It’s hrser to hit a target that’s dodging you and knows you exist.

Drogo was coming in from above. No ring very fast (vs keeping pace with the fleet) and actually flanking the Iron fleet.

Doing almost everything people were saying dany was stupid for not doing last week.
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
18086 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:20 am to
They work well on injured dragons who aren't looking and have no idea they are there, that's about it.
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
37977 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:36 am to
It’s awful. The Dragons are so fricking op the entire series. Then one gets killed by a white walker. It was shocking. “Holy shite! The ww killed a fricking dragon!” Mind blown. We soon find out that the ww aren’t shite anyway.

The next dragon death is a buffoon shooting an arrow. Really? That’s all it takes?

One dragon left. Dodges 50 of the same arrows that killed the last dragon in 5 seconds.

The entire fricking season is all over the place and throwing shite together without any thought whatsoever. They want to finish this and start on Star Wars. It’s bull shite.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5845 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:39 am to
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The Scorpions are the most inconsistent weapons in history


You're on to something here. The bad guys in movies and shows almost never miss. That's why John Wick died 20 minutes into his first movie, and why the Bond franchise was so short-lived. Oh, wait...
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
37977 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:41 am to
John Wick has always established itself as a mindless action flick. GOT has never been established that way in any shape or form.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5845 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:48 am to
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John Wick has always established itself as a mindless action flick. GOT has never been established that way in any shape or form.



OK, you didn't get it. OP is ridiculous for including "in history" in his statement; it's obviously hyperbolic in a way that suggests he hasn't seen many tvs or movies. I'm calling him out because he created an unnecessary thread with a spoiler in the title. I'm sure this exact conversation was had in the main thread.

I don't care how dumb or smart you think a movie or show is, if it has enemies shooting at main characters, the enemies miss more often than they should. Many a GoT character would be dead by arrow by now if that weren't the case.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:50 am to
Maybe there was 1 guy that was just the dimebag Darrell of the scorpion
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78177 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:53 am to
What are the chances a main character survives the battle of castle black, hardhomme, the battle of the bastards, the battle of winterfell, and the battle at KL.

Not great.

No one is complaining JS is alive.
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
37977 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:56 am to
I feel like the biggest issues people are having is the OP status put on the dragons. Then how easy they died. Then how convenient it was for them to be op again. It just feels like forced drama and bad handling of their arc.

And the dragons were not the only things poorly handled.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:58 am to
quote:

What are the chances a main character survives the battle of castle black, hardhomme, the battle of the bastards, the battle of winterfell, and the battle at KL. 

Not great. 



I'll see your hardhomme, and raise you Blackwater.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133231 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:59 am to
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They served their purpose as a Hollywood plot device. The show completely gave up on anything remotely reasonable this season. I'm enjoying the ride but the show has gone full Hollywood schlock



You’re getting downvoted but you’re right.


Battle and tactics have been basically pointless this season.


Undead vunlerable to fire and flammable?

10,000 Dothraki screamers with flaming swords don’t manage to set a single one on fire, and are wiped out almost to a man...only to reappear en masse in this episode.

Unsullied (didn’t she have 8000?) first dying to protect everyone in a valiant last stand...

Then being enough to man a fleet of ships, only to be wiped out again,

To being just a small squadron that washed up on the beach...
Where Uber accurate scorpions that took down a dragon could have ended all of them...

To suddenly having thousands of unsullied and Dothraki and unsullied and northmen again...

Scorpions all but useless against soldier and dragon alike.

A pointless golden company (look at the ranks before the dragon, then after the dragon, and they don’t even make a difference?)

And don’t dragons have some sort of limit to how much fire they can breathe in one sitting?

Just have some consistency.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 1:05 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133231 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:08 am to
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They want to finish this and start on Star Wars.



They’ve abandoned the best TV in decades to work on a dumpster fire.

It’s pathetic
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